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Somehow this got lost in the shuffle, probably because it was on The Jay Leno show on the Friday night before a long holiday weekend, and that is Lost in the Shuffle Central. But Jay’s first guest was Dick Cheney, and his second guest was Carrot Top, sure, but it was the first guest being forced to sit on the couch and watch the second guest where the magic happens. Ladies and germs, I present to you Carrot Top performing prop comedy for Vice President Dick Cheney:
Ha ha ha. When worlds been had colliding. Good ones, Carrot Top. High fives, Dick Cheney. (Please also note that Jay Leno was not able to introduce Carrot Top without acting petty and insecure because Jay Leno also headlines in Vegas? Good one, Jay. High five, Jay.) Four more years!
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Why would Cheney wear a 3 piece? Is he not aware of his nicknames…why not just wear a monocle and umbrella?
the vest is padding for his heart that is 3 sizes too small
Oh god, so this is how I find out I died and went to hell? Fuck.
This reminds me of the episode when Leno had an epileptic baboon on after the Hitler interview.
Say what you will about prop comedy,
This is the new death penalty
B-O-R- EEEEEE – D
A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip. This Hulu clip is what the whole hep world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.
With apologies to Hunter S. Thompson
Damn Cheney and Leno for endearing me to Carrot Top!
Muchos agree-os. When Carrot Top is the BEST thing on your program, it’s time to hang up the boots. Stop trying to fart around the poop you know is about to come out.
Why does Dick Cheney look like a worm in a drought?
Oh hey, here… I got one. I found the secret to Carrot Top’s great body, it’s his secret workout regimen:
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Serious question: In his regular show (which people pay to see??) does he do those bits for 45 minutes? I seriously can’t even believe what I just saw.
This is a very legitimate question.
“You want a joke? Here’s a joke. We’re done with that joke. There’s another joke over here, look at this joke. Did you like that joke? What about this joke? Thank you everybody, good night!”
Headlining in Vegas = free tickets given to people who gamble away large sums of money.
1. Check
2. Check
3. Check
4. Never mind Famine’s not there yet, carry on.
My first thought about this is old Bill Hicks rant about Leno and Joey Lawrence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfkvpcjNk7c
That is unequivocally, irrevocably, without question, one of the least funny things I’ve ever seen in my life. Like, my 5 year old self wouldn’t have laughed at any of those jokes. Wow. How in god’s name is that guy on TV and a regular performer in Las Vegas? There is no god.
Also, man, Leno has like 5 lines in that entire segment and I think 3 of them were petty and dickish cheap shots. Cool guy!
“We’re sorry, currenty our video library can only be streamed within the USA…”
FFFUUUUU…
MUST.SEE.CARROT.TOP.PERFORMING. FOR.DICK.CHENEY.NOOOOOOOWWWW!!!