In an interview with Newsweek to publicize his new movie, Being Jean Claude Van Damme, JCVD seemed to have a really difficult time answering the actual questions, but had no trouble saying amazing things:

Newsweek: There’s a monologue in the film about being a washed-up action star. Did you improvise that?
Jean Claude Van Damme: I like structure–like driving: go past the school on the street, stay on the right side, no hitting the car, go in right, you’ll see a big church, stop and take a left, and you’ll have it. By doing this I’m giving a structure of life, a path of light, and showing what happens between me and me, which is something very beautiful.

You know, structure, like no hitting the car. You’ll see a big church, stop and take a left, because A PATH OF LIGHT. I have a feeling that at some point in the very near future, Jean Claude Van Damme is going to find himself standing at one end of a darkened parking structure, and at the other end will be Gary Busey. And they will both momentarily lower their swords as a sign of respect before the battle. Because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.