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Keep those eyes open and your ears to the ground, LADIES. We gotta catch these crooks!
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Makes sense. Americas Most Wanted is like a reality show version of men depicted in Lifetime movies.
John Walsh is America’s Most Wanted Hottie, amirite, ladies?
I do love some Unsolved Mysteries on Lifetime. The Robert Stack one, of course. Fuck you, Dennis Farina! You don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as Mr. Stack!
Fuck me? Fuck you, fuckball. #getshorty
They say the fuckin’ smog is the fuckin’ reason you get such beautiful fuckin’ upvotes.
True dat. Matthew McConaughey doesn’t guest star for just anybody! #Stack4Life
Tonight, we are asking all our viewers in to be on the lookout for a Louboutin strapy V sandal in size 7.
“They’re bringing me back?!”
“Oh shoot”
Those captured from the Most Wanted list are now ordered to play the role of a forgotten extra in every Lifetime original movie as punishment.
Narrator: “Looks like he’ll be serving twenty five to Life… time.”
Perfect, the Lifetime audience has been honing their crimefighting skills for years on films like “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?”