Keep those eyes open and your ears to the ground, LADIES. We gotta catch these crooks!
Makes sense. Americas Most Wanted is like a reality show version of men depicted in Lifetime movies.
John Walsh is America’s Most Wanted Hottie, amirite, ladies?
I do love some Unsolved Mysteries on Lifetime. The Robert Stack one, of course. Fuck you, Dennis Farina! You don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as Mr. Stack!
Fuck me? Fuck you, fuckball. #getshorty
They say the fuckin’ smog is the fuckin’ reason you get such beautiful fuckin’ upvotes.
True dat. Matthew McConaughey doesn’t guest star for just anybody! #Stack4Life
Tonight, we are asking all our viewers in to be on the lookout for a Louboutin strapy V sandal in size 7.
“They’re bringing me back?!”
Those captured from the Most Wanted list are now ordered to play the role of a forgotten extra in every Lifetime original movie as punishment.
Narrator: “Looks like he’ll be serving twenty five to Life… time.”
Perfect, the Lifetime audience has been honing their crimefighting skills for years on films like “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?”
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