It was reported this weekend that Eddie Murphy is in talks to host the upcoming Academy Awards. One assumes he will be wearing a fat suit and that there will actually be nine hosts this year ally played by Murphy. RATNERRRRRR!

It was reported this weekend that Eddie Murphy is in talks to host the upcoming Academy Awards. One assumes he will be wearing a fat suit and that there will actually be nine hosts this year ally played by Murphy. RATNERRRRRR!
This would be raw.
But seriously, this would be great….seriously
Except that it is the Oscars, and they are never great. Ever.
If he is able to come in and be Eddie Murphy (before the kids and the kids movies and all of this), then fine. But I honestly DOUBT A:) that they will let him do that, or B:) He will do that to himself. But if he came in and Flambéd tha hollywood elite, that’d be dope
“Doris, get me 1983 Eddie Murphy on line one!” – some Oscar person
I Spy an awards show that I won’t be watching!
This is just another was of saying the Oscars are going to be hosted by an old lady, an old man, a fat guy, a barber, and Eddie Murphy.
I will Doolittle to nothing to try to watch this.
this was my profile picture on livejournal (when i was young! please, don’t judge, high school was hard and i had a lot of emotions to express) for the longest time. then i switched it to barack obama dressed as an oakland raider. i don’t know why i needed to air this particular piece of dirty laundry to videogum, but you know, the more you know…
It would have been better if you had used a picture of Barack Obama dressed as a Tusken Raider.
I feel like you’re my spirit animal, ash
and stuff
The Oscars + a performer who’s been phoning it in for decades? A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
You’re right, Eddie Murphy is a complete hack who has absolutely no experience of standing on a stage and telling jokes. What the fuck are they thinking??
“I see what you did there.”
Is he hosting the Oscars ironically?
he is hosting the Oscars desperately
HELL YEAH!