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Looking forward to the kids characters Ronald McWahlburg and everyone’s favorite, the Wahlburglar.
I guess they can get the Funky Bunch to masquerade as the fry guys, but who will play Grimace? Oh, wait…
If they’re moving into cartoon characters, I would love to see Wahlburg and Grommit
Who Framed Wahlburg Wabbit?
Every burger will be exactly the same but will have different names for some reason
If you visit Atlanta, com eat at Godsausages!
*come, and yes, I realize.
YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN’T COMPETE WITH FRANKFURTER LLOYD WRONG’S! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Umm I think I had the corner on this market already.
Shit, I spent forever trying to come up with a response, but there is just no way I can turn my name into any sort of food reference.
Open Facetaco Sandwiches?
In related news, Nic Cage opens a birdcage store called Why the Caged Bird Sings.
HOW’D IT GET CAGED!!!
AAAARRRGH!!! NOT THE BEAKS!!!!
Oh please have a specialty burg-ah called “The Right Stuff,” Wahlburgers. Is that too much to ask?
Step 1: Prepare the bun
Step 2: Put some cheese on there too
Step 3: I am getting hungry
Step 4: I need to make more
Step 5: Oh no it’s alive
I’ll take the Wahlburger with extra PAH!
It’s too bad this is the last season of Entourage. Otherwise we’d be able to look forward to the Chase brothers getting into the restaurant business, almost losing it all, and then seeing their restaurant turn into an unprecedented success.
I’m gonna order the Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh-NION rings!
I can’t wait to snarky snark at that funky lunch.
I heard he already hired Donnie to man the grill.
“The told me I was done in this town. They told me I was only fit to flipper burgahs. Well, I showed them. I’m flippin’ my own burgahs. I’m flippin’ Whalburgahs!” — Donnie Wahlburg
“Hey! Don. You need something to do? Time to lean, time to clean.” — Mark Wahlburg
I’m mad that they’re not opening this in the space where the Fuddrucker’s is at the North Reading branch of Jordan’s Furniture.
“Wahlburgers? What a stupid name for a burger restaurant!”
Wahlgreens and Wahl-Mart are going to be PISSED
If this place has a bar i’m moving in – i’ll be the guy slamming shots at 11 am demanding free “Vinnie Chasers”.
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