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A thing happens that’s ultimately not that big of a deal, but you say the word “bull semen” a bunch of times like you’re reading it off a cue card, invoke vague undertones of 9/11, and now you are a Pulitzer Prize. (Via Arbroath.)
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Poor guy must be humiliated!
If Anderson Cooper said “bull semen” and “load,” he would also say “he he he he he he he.”
Was this news story written by a comedian, or what?!
Want to see a $20,000 canister of semen ladies?
In the Greyhound’s defense, there was an extremely attractive cow driving a Bonanza bus next to him.
“…one cannister stayed on the bus”
MORE ON THAT PART OF THE STORY???
It was the least gross part of riding a Greyhound for those people on the bus
“A coward you are, Withnail – an expert on bulls you are not!”
But how did this even happen? Did those canisters just fall out the mata-door?
I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that; come again?
“Shortly into its trip, it lost part of its load.” Well, at least it didn’t shoot its WHOLE wad.
“That’s right ladies, you heard me right… Bull seamen.” *wink*
I wonder if this incident will cause Sabor de Soledad shortages.
That’s what she said!
This guy knows what I’m talking about!!!
