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Uhhhh. Well, OK, let’s start at the beginning: it is already weird that there are ads for milk. Right? Are there really that many people out there who have not heard of this whole milk thing? Or, even weirder, are there people who basically knew about milk but kind of forgot and then are seeing these ads and thinking “Oh yeah, milk. I used to love that stuff!” Like, just in general, what’s up with advertising milk? But so, OK, about this ad specifically: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. You know what I mean? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH. Right? Who is this ad FOR? Children are not impressed with Harrison Ford. “Honey, drink your milk.” “I don’t want to.” “Would you want to if I told you that a 79-year-old man who wears a single earring drinks milk?” “XBOX!” Basically. I guess adults like Harrison Ford, but first of all that brings us back to the whole WHY DO ADULTS NEED ADS FOR MILK THING but also the part where why is he on a beach? And also, just, what, like, thumbs tucked in your jean pockets and so lowkey and casual but then a big milk moustache smeared across your face, and you’re just like, “what?” Actually, he doesn’t look like “what?” he looks like “I’m the most confused I’ve ever been, what is this?” Good question, Harrison. WHAT IS THIS? Here’s a good joke:
What did Harrison Ford say to the milk moustache?
GET OFF MY FACE!
Caption this milk commercial! Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, for strong bones. (via Max Silvestri.)
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I need to drink milk because of my osteoperosis, also who am I and what are you doing on my lawn?
Nice moustache. Now don’t get cocky, kid.
I think it’s strange that he has milk instead of harr below his nose.
Unfortunately, having a white upper lip is a serious side-effect of nerf herding.
What a wonderful source of calcium you’ve discovered!
Also that is the fakest looking milk mustache ever
Ad Exec One: We need to make Harrison look like he drank milk.
Ad Exec Two: I know, we’ll use this white out.
Ad Exec One: Perfect! Another round of gold flavored champagne shots
Milk: “I’m good for you.”
Ford: “I know.”
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Gummi Bear Skin Rug is clearly a sucker for Star Wars fans that work in the postal service.
No rickets.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a glass of milk at your side, kid.
My facecloth was not stolen by a one-armed milkman.
I just want to know why so many people are so bad at drinking milk that it’s become their national advertising campaign for the last 20 years. Maybe just open your mouth even a little so it doesn’t end up all over your face? Now you’re drinking!
Some people have a drinking problem, Pam.
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Mailman, she’s really after you.
What can I say, ladies love a man in uniform
“I don’t understand how you would get a mustache… doesn’t everyone drink straight from the udder?” -Harrison Ford
why is it always milk?
Got Depilatory Cream?
Um…not that I would need that. WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME?
I ALREADY MILK AROUND THE CLOCK.
Drinking milk will help you grow at point five past light speed.
Got milk? Seriously. My bones are so brittle.
Marion: “You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.”
Indiana: “It’s not the years, honey. It’s the milk.”
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Alright, now you just sound desperate, GBSR!
“HAHAHAHAHA! *WINKY FACE* Don’t put it on me, Harrison! HAHAHAHA! MMMHMMM” -Courtney Stodden
The milk ads could have been a lot worse *shudders*
He’s too young for her.
leia: “You drank all the milk Han.”
han: “I know.”
(cue vapor)
BECAUSE STAR WARS. Ask your granddad. It’s their generation’s “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself”
When did I become so old that ads about me stopped making reference to Star Wars?
KALI-MOO
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The first three Harrison Ford milk ads were roundly praised by critics and the public, but the fourth, some time after the first three and featuring the disembodied milk moustache of Shia LeBeouf, was not embraced so kindly received
“Capu Flapu, did you not know that using Videogum after several rum and cokes can lead to comments with poor grammar? And may even lead to a severe case of putting-an-extra-word-where-no-word-was-needed-itis?”
“I LOVE YOU, MAN”
Did you know milk in a refrigerator can withstand the blast from a fucking atomic bomb
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Take it easy, he’s just a messenger. He brought you a drink.
Quick, name that movie reference!
I don’t know. http://www.movie.com?
The blimp scene from the Last Crusade?
The blimp scene from the Last Crusade?
The blimp scene from the Last Crusade?
Uhhh, what happened there?
it’s better than the crystal skull.
Boniva? More like Bone-iva. Am I right, ladies?
Ladies?
Hello?
“Ritz….RITZ! RITZ!”
“Mr. Ford…it’s milk, not crackers”
“RITZ!”
“Cut!”
With milk he ran the cookie run in twelve parasecs.
“No, Harrison. You need to look a little more confused for this ad. We want to say, ‘I’m old, I need milk.’” -Photographer
I thought this one was nice compared to some of the more recent ads…
at least kids have something to say about her
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she’s pretty
She’s petty.
No.
Yes.
Shia LaBeouf can’t even grow a milk moustache.
the ad’s director’s cut has the voice over. “Got Milk?…because they don’t advertise for killers in the newspaper…”
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Which movie is that from?
Regarding Henry
Bridget Jones’ Dairy
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
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I’m really glad we stumbled upon your nutritional diary*.
*OR SHOULD I SAY ‘DAIRY’?
Why all the downvotes for speaking the truth about milk? RELAX milk lovers.
Harrison Ford: Captain of the Milk-ennium Falcon
GET OFF MY PLANE!
“Want to do an ad for Milk?”
“What’s it about?”
“200k”
“I’ll do it.”
Shorty, where’s my milk razor
“Just take the picture kid. I’ve got to get home and put non-food on the table.”
(It’s funny because he’s romantically linked to Calista Flockhart.)
Nothing comes between me and my Wranglers.
Can’t wait for Malcolm Mcdowell’s “Got Milk” ad.
Han drank first.
gah!
That milk mustache is still more respectable that his earring.
Not a caption, but just realized Harrison Ford is the only actor to have both of his names be president’s names and have played the president. The more you know.
wow, knowing really is half the battle!
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I remember back in the 80′s when I was on the Videogum hotline with the winning Harrison Ford comment. Unfortunately, I lost all 10,000 upvotes when I couldn’t answer through a mouthful of peanut butter.
Milk shot first
Looks like Greedo DID shoot first!
damn. so many ‘shot first’ jokes…oh well. at least mine was a cum joke. #cumjokes #forthewin. #alloveryourface.
You got MY upvote
Wow! 2 videogum caption contests featuring Harrison Ford! Werttrew, has there been any other person featured twice in the caption contest?
“Only the lactose tolerant man shall pass, only the lactose tolerant man shall pass!”
The Germans are milking in the wrong place!!
Gabe: “Would you want to if I told you that a 79-year-old man who wears a single earring drinks milk?”
Me: “MORGAN FREEMAN?!?!?!?”
Gabe: “no, Harrison Ford.”
Me: “no thanks.”
i wish i could tell you he milked the good milk, and the bone diseases left him alone. i wish i could tell you that, but the dairy farm is no fairy tale world.
When did Tommy Lee Jones and I become the same person?
Guys, know that no matter who wins the caption contest on here the true winner will be the co-worker who passed by my computer as the pic was up and said “is that Harrison Ford? What happened to him? Did he die?”.
you should have said no that is Calista Flockheart of Ally McBeal fame LOL
We sure this isn’t an elaborate viral marketing campaign for a’ge’l’es’s’da’te. C óM?
They do know a thing or two about subtlety….
I think you choked on your glass of milk while writing that one. Come again?
My boyfriend thinks the same as me. He’s Harrison Ford! I met him at Fordmingle.com
Air Force One Percent
“Got sea foam?”
“9 out of 10 Hollywood actors aren’t drinking sea foam. That’s good, but 1 out of 10 Hollywood actors are still drinking sea foam.”
Got blue milk?
Must have run out of Just for Men.
Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the whipped cream!
Throw me THE idol, that is…
FAIL!
Just don’t look at it, no matter what happens!
r2d2%
Milk and Wookies
Fake and whey.
Remember my whip? I was so good at whipping! This is a whip commercial, right?
GOT ORAL CONTRACEPTION?
Harrison Ford: Clarissa Flockhart transmitted a strange new STD to me: the discoloration began in my tongue, spread to my top lip… Doc says it’s gonna take over my face, and then the rest of me too. Protect yourself.
Skim. Why did it have to be skim?
The photographer told my my milk mustache was special. No expiration date.
told me
Action, indeed (amirite ladies!?!)
His face here is like the Mona Lisa – I honestly can’t tell if he’s trying not to laugh or completely pissed off (or slipping into early dementia).
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good glass of milk at your side, kid.
Hey milk…..get…off…my….lip. (ratcheting shotgun sound)
I should probably read the text under the photo before I accidentally steal …I am SO plagerlistic!
Shouldn’t the milk be blue?
Got jizz?
More than 9 out of 10 Americans didn’t see “Six Days, Seven Nights”; and they were the lucky ones.
Holy sHIT, is Ally McBeal pregnant?
No time for napkin, Docta Jones!