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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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Why does his tweet sound so Hostel?
i thought i sounded hostel II.
it sounded. dammit!
Eli Roth doesn’t want to see anybody getting hurt unless it was under his direction.
This is so weird because my first thought during the earthquake was, “I hope my DVD of Hostel 2 is okay.”
I’m in DC and never experienced something like that; was extraordinarily close to letting my inner actor take over.
Come to San Diego, we enjoy them.
i can’t upvote this hard enough.
It’s not a tremor!
As Arnie would say “Youh euthquekk lacks dissiplinn.”
I’M OKAY!!!
My favorite part was when my coworkers and I all stood up in our cubes. We were like wobbly gofers looking around awkwardly to see what the other gofers were doing.
sorry, eli roth. i am unharmed and not being horribly killed by this earthquake.
I thought it was fat people jumping up and down at first. Because that is a thing that people do in corporate office buildings, obvs.
Fun fact: I didn’t feel a goddamn thing. Also, I drink about 8-9 cups of coffee a day, so that probably had something to do with it.
I didn’t feel a goddamn thing either. But I live in Michigan.
I didn’t feel anything because I’m dead inside.
I felt it in Toronto only because im sensitive to tremors at my advanced age and thought I was having a stroke.
I am in a 50 story building in Manhattan, but only on the 8th floor. So, I didn’t feel anything. I feel kind of left out.
Thanks, gay marriage!
Now, now, to be FAIR, I think we all know who the REAL first responder was:
I can’t believe how many of my Facebook friends are professional seismologists.
Or comedians. Seriously, social networking sites are now just disaster severity litmus tests. If these sites don’t absolutely BLOW UP afterwards, that’s when you call for help, because people must be REALLY hurt in there if they can’t be bothered to tweet out some earthquake puns. “Obama and the liberal left need to QUAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE LOLOOOOOL” baaarrrf
aw that was delightful. I haven’t felt a little bed/chair/body jiggle like that since I moved home from southern California.
I just got word that Gwyneth is mobilizing the East Coast Division of the Celebrity Rescue Team Action Force as we speak.
She’s going to ram her SUV into a triage hospital to save lives.
PA felt it too. My chair was rocking side to side. Now they say we should have a plan in case of aftershocks. “Scream real loud” -PeeWee
Japan is very concerned for all of you.