What? Oh, I’m sorry, is 911 not for EMERGENCIES anymore?
If missing the beginning of True Blood isn’t an emergency there are no emergencies ever
That isn’t even a remotely good reason to call 911.
Seems like she lost control of more than just her TV
“Sorry, I was trying to get to channel nine-hundred-eleven (porn set to whaling songs).”
“Baleen and 18 #12″ is my favorite.
That one’s OK if you’re into that kind of thing, but I’ll always have a place in my heart for “Labia Majorca”.
I was always partial to “Breacharound Volume 4″
The thought of that porn is giving me the weirdest boner right now.
They found it in her kitchen drawer? Weird prank. That’d be like putting an orange in someones bed. Weird prank.
They also found a knife in her couch and she was arrested
I thought my neighbor stole my watch once. This is the exact same thing, except for the part where I didn’t call 911, I just missed the watch for several days and was always a little bit late or early everywhere I went and hoped I was wrong.
Later I found the watch under some mail and felt relieved and bad.
This is a ploy by the robots to get us to cry wolf one too many times, and then when they actually rise up, with their cookies and running and perfectly moveable ketchup and ugly paintings, no one will come to our aid.
Earlier this week I lost my glasses – still yet to be found. What’s the number for Homeland Security?
Look like someone is too fancy to use a broom as a poking stick.
This is literally one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Her body position in that sad little chair, her worn down sneakers, the paranoia.
Let’s all go out and enjoy the world in honor of this woman.
Yeah, downergum, but that could be any of us. She seems like a nice person, just confused.
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