You know, as wacky and silly as a parady (sp?) can get, it almost always comes from a place of truth and this is no exception. I mean, he really just NAILS rock singers. BOOM! You’re all on notice, rock singers. This guy has got your number. Better sleep with one eye open, Bondo, Mack Jagar, Harry Rollans, Excel Rose, Von Morristown, Igor Pap, Roger Daltry, Dove Gruhl, Booie, Frep Dorst, Ozbo Ozbornt, and all you guys. The gig is up! YOU ARE BURNED!

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  1. “Benny Goodman is a rock singer.” – that guy

  2. Dude’s got that Fred “Rerun” Berry #Swaaaaaag

  3. Guess there’s nothing better to do in that doctor’s office.

  4. I think he spoke for all of us when at the end he just wrapped it up by saying “what the fuck”.

  5. Who will be the first to autotune this?

  6. I hope that Gabe Anderson Cooper’ed as much making up those rock names as I did reading them.

  7. Wow. This sneak preview of the next episode of True Blood looks great, you guys- that show was always missing a werewolf lounge singer.

  8. Excel Rose

    Andrew Word

    PowerPointer Sisters

    IN*ACCESS

    Mike(rosoft Office) Jackson

    • This too, was my favorite reference, so I threw a little something together in celebration:

      Obvs. an excel portrait of Axel himself would have been more effective, but alas, work.

  9. Gabe, why did you put me through this? Although Harry Rollans ha ha ha.

  10. so Keegan also has that disease that Robin Williams had in Jack? sad…

  11. The “Watch the Throne” b-sides are kinda weird, guys.

  12. Sure, everybody knows that taste is subjective. Different people like different things. But, what you may not know is that the same music actually sounds different to different ears. People have different capacities to hear pitch, textural details, richness of tone, etc.

    This guy is just reporting on what rock music literally sounds like to him.

    It’s just like the Snoopy kids, who heard adults as “womp wha womp womp womp” because their cochlea weren’t developed to the point where they could pick up the lower frequencies.

  13. “I wanna watch you at the disco” – this guy who is the best #goodlyrics #ireallylikethem

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