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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. I REALLY hope that the camera pans over to an older couple on vacation and the wife turns to her husband and says “Honey, did you see that?” And he’s basically ignoring her because after so many years of marriage he assumes it’s not important. “Honey, I think a vampire just drove by in a speedboat.” And then just as he is about to look up, the wake from the speedboat knocks them out of their canoe. “WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!” Splash. Hahahahhaa. (More photos here, 12-year-olds.)
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If we don’t beat those stuck-up werewolves in the Midnight Regatta, they’ll close down Camp Friendly Fangs forever!
Seriously though. How can this not be the best idea movie ever?
Oh yeah….you forgot zombies. Add zombies and its perfect. I promise to give my money to the people who make this movie.
No, I’m 100% certain this is a still image from Knightboat: The crime solving boat.
“Incorrect: Look, a canal.” – Knightboat.
Is it wrong that I would probably pay all of my money to see this? Knightboat!
I love it when Knighboat finds a fjord.
“That’s what you get for not hailing to the Knightboat.”
Zack Snyder and Robert Rodriguez present: Knightboat
More like Breaking Yawn, right?
We’re gonna need a bigger ugh.
Team Crockett! Team Tubbs!
Why did they steal Brazil’s boat?
It’s a sly reference to the Campinas Temple
Just when you thought it was safe to get in the water?
this is obviously a james bond type speedboat chase that the twilight books are known for
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When they want to dock that boat, do they moor it to a vam-pier?
Staked it!
This photo is hilarious. They’re seriously about to circle each other and snap-dance-fight like in West Side Story.
And then a baby boat grows inside it and when it gestates in 9 seconds its bursts out of the hull, they both drown, and Jacob falls in love with it forever, the end.
TWILIGHT
The Pretty Reckless have recorded a cover of Girlfriend in a Coma retitled Vampire in a Speedboat for the soundtrack.
Please God, let this be true.