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In honor of the Greatest News Story of our time, I’m throwing a party and everyone’s invited. Dress up as your favorite journalist! Just kidding. Can you imagine that party? Just a sea of Sam Donaldsons and Christiane Amanpours. Yuck. Ugh, I already regret throwing this party. (It is also going to be a very disgusting party to have to clean up afterwards.) Anyway, the only thing Hollywood loves more than all of the money is Hollywood itself, so it’s only a matter of time before they start making movies about the actors in these actors taking over. (This is not true. Let’s just keep going. I’m tired, is anyone else tired?) So, when you come to this party, which has already started and you are already at it, we are going to play a game called Pee Movies. Good game. Let’s play!
- You Can Count On Pee
- The Toilet Paper Chase
- I Am Number Two
- Pee Pee’s Big Adventure
- Crap Me If You Can
- Toilet Story 3
I hate this disgusting game, and I apologize for it. Party’s over. You don’t have to go home but can’t you just go home?
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Australia
Major Leak
There Will Be Blood In Your Stool
There Will Be Corn
The Parent Crap
Deadwood
Horton Hears a Poo!
The Big Shit
Piss Piss, Bang Bang
Pisster and Pisses Smith
Piss Congeniality
I Love Urethra, Man
I Pooped On Your Grave
Mystic River.
Bidet of the Jackal
Hustle & Flow
Oklahoma!
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
#GoldenShowerExistentialism
a room with a poo
Garden State
Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
Harry Pooter
Peeing John Malkovich
Knight and Bidet
Bedpan’s Labyrinth
Bathtub Time Machine
romeo must diarrhea
Water World
Curb Urine ‘Thusiasm
#bathroomTVshows
Game of Thrones (nailed it)
The Manure Adventures of Old Christine
Donnie Darkhole
You beat me to it.
Poop Fiction.
wipe, men’s can, dump
Forrest Dump: Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Stool of Engagement
Fart of Darkness
Benjamin’s Butt(is)on a Toilet
The Divine Secretions of Hugh Jackman’s Ya-Ya Penis
someone light a Match Point
Flushmore
Too Fast Too Furious
Fast Five”
Feces (starring Ben Kingsley)
Five Easy Feces
Fear and Pinching a Loaf in Las Vegas
Poop Angry (3D)
Eat, Pray, Dump.
Inseptiction
The Italian Jobby
Upvoting as a proud Scot
After Pees Theatre Presents: Shiver
The Fountain
In The Poop
I Am Curious (Yellow)
I Am Curious (Brown)
Brown Runny
ewwwwwww, haaha, eewwwwww
Loo Valentine
Forest Dump
*Forrest…how embarrassing!
I Gotta See a Man About A Horse Whisperer
Outhouse Party
The Pookeeper
(500) Bidets of Summer
Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea
Haha, shut it down.
Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid
you just plagiarized “fleughber” see below
Thank you, Steve.
Paul Fart: Mall Cop
Justin Peepants: Never Say Nappies
Diarrhea Of A Wimpy Kid
Can’t Hardly Wait
Bill & Ted’s Excrement Adventure
The Last Temptation of Piss Christ
Water Closet for Elephants
The Human Shit Stain
Doo-doo the Right Thing
poo fast poo furious
The Stool of the Nile
The Whiz
Like Water for Chocolates
Fartacus
Accidents Happen
Turdminaturd 2: Fudgement Day
A Brown Fish Called Wanda
The Loo Adventures of Pee Pee Longstocking
Poolander
Diarrhea M for Turder
Soiled Green
Honey, I’ve Got A Bad Case of Diarrhea
Constipation. (Period at the end = Charlie Kaufman film, get it? You get it.)
Pooperman, Shatman, Peein’ Lantern. I’m done.
John Poo
Not to be confused with the director John Poo. Dove poop – in slow motion!
Bob & Carol & Doody & Peepee
Pee and Poo in Every John We Know
The Wiz Of Oz
Pissing Jessica Stein
The Urinator
The Last Stall on the Left
Really? No one went with Pee Wee’s Big Adventurd?
Good. Because that is not funny or inventive at all. You should be not ashamed of yourselves.
Wonka’s Willy and the Fudge Factory
The Unflushables
ToothbRUSH HOUR 3
The Shawshank ReDUMPtion.
The Da Vinci Load
The Bonfire of The Vanity
Austin SHOWERS: International Man of Mystery
Pisstery*
No. 2 Fast No. 2 Furious
The Lord of The Shower Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring
The Pee of Life
“Loaf, Actually”
Spray It Forward
The Cider House Stools