From the YouTube description:
This video is awesome only because it is 8am in Jersey City, sitting on a bus filled with people on their way to work and this guy is belting Katy Perry California Girls with a disc man in hand. It was pretty much the best bus ride ever!
Those are exactly all of the reasons that this is awesome and it looks like it probably WAS pretty much the best bus ride ever! (Thanks for the tip, FrankLloydWrong and @andymated.)
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But can he spray whipped cream from his bra?
“best bus ride ever” = “any bus ride where I am not drooled on by a man with a nosebleed who smells like he is smuggling dead squirrels in his pockets”
I was just saying how I treat my morning commute like a video game. If I don’t get anyone’s bodily fluids on me on the bus ride, +50 points. If I sidestep the pile of vomit on the sidewalk in downtown, +25. If I ever ride the bus with this guy, +all the points.
This post is causing me to question whether I understand what the word “best” means.
More like California Hurls right?
We’re talking about vomit now, right?
I get where you’re coming from, but this enthusiastic young man is far preferable to a schizophrenic dude screaming ‘who the fuck do you think you are?’ over and over.*
*Or fighting teenagers or people playing unmuted video games on their cell phone.
California Gurls is the best only when being performed by three German Elvises:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyjMqeNLZgM
When you listen to this autotuned, he’s not that far off from the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4PsphEjs9Q
Oh, even better with the instumentals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA40X66qboc
And it has Lyrics!
(Orgasm interlude)
“This is difficult not to masturbate to.” -Actual Youtube response
well the same can be said of almost anything
(Orgasm Outro)
This, the sameness of the two versions, is one of the most stressful and disturbing things I’ve ever been faced with.
worth mentioning that Kathy Beth Perry tied MJ for most No. 1′s off a single album of ever. Congratulations world.
Gah! I had no idea!
Although to be fair, the only song of hers that I know is I Kissed A Girl. I am not on top of things in pop music.
If you open this up in multiple windows and start the video at different times like a “round” I think it opens up a portal into another dimension.
Isn’t the bus bad enough already without people singing terrible songs? Or any songs?
With the ever increasing popularity of portable music players (Professor Grandpa Mailman over here), I think it would be hilarious if singing along to music only you can hear was a normal thing. Every public place would be just an utter cacophony of noise. Rush Hour would start being called WHAT? Hour.
If that happened, I might actually lose my mind and go on a killing spree.
He looks like someone, I can’t put my finger on it…

Marriage agrees with him.
Wait. Why are we talking about Adam Corolla?
guy looks like someone who knows the meaning of “get it on.”
graham elliot?
I have watched this at least five times and think it is awesome, but I can’t imagine how insufferable it would have been to be on that bus and experience it at the time.
I have a feeling that YouTube description was written the first time this guy sang this song. By the 10th time, it was more like this:
There is a Patton Oswalt bit where he does a voice that sounds EXACTLY like this man. I don’t want to say much more other than ‘APPLES!’
Duh, this guy is from Jersey! NEW YORK RULZ ALL!!!
The Big Man laughs at you.
I have been wondering what the NumaNuma guy has been up to. Now I know.
Zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh the lake oh.
You me in my jeep-eep
You want it gone on the stereo
You can travel the wor-ld
And nothing comes close to the golden clothes
Once you’re falling in love
And you’re falling in love
Ohohohohoh
Cowlick girls ye girls we’re undeniable
Dee dee jokes bikinis on top
Sun kisses so hot so mah-chi-magical
Ohohohohoh
oh
ohohohohoh
Cowlick girls ye girls we’re undeniable
Fight fake beer we got it unlocked
West Coast is the yeah
NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UPS
Ohohohohoh
oh
ohohohohoh
Californ—
Just made a remix of this. Lawl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8OPXkcjxFE