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Look at her crazy hair! It is going so crazy! I’m pretty sure this is what they are talking about when they are talking about Miami Bass Wars Vol. 2. (You know how they are always talking about that? Sometimes it is just like SHUT UP ABOUT THE MIAMI BASS WARS VOL. 2 ALREADY lol.) Also, is plugging your ears really enough? She doesn’t even look like she is plugging them very seriously. To tell the truth, she looks downright lackadaisical when it comes to the plugging business. Oh well. Her problem, I guess. What’s that? I SAID YOUR PROBLEM, I GUESS! For today’s Caption Contest, pretend that you are Adam Sandler in The Mighty Zohan or whatever the hell that movie was called and this lady has just come into your hair salon after sitting in this car. What silly thing do you say to her? Haha. Good contest! Great contest!
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. BOMBE ECLATE! (Via Neatorama.)
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e-Trade baby just invested in http://www.ay.er.com stock
Which is not exactly what was written on the side of the van because I did not want anyone to accidentally find out what the hell is on that website. Who knows, it could be a list of The Wire spoilers.
It was a very humid megabass
That dumb Nicki Minaj song still doesn’t make any sense to me.
Boom Ba DoomBa Boom Ba DoomBa Baby.
That Megabass
There’s no way that’s 40,000 watts. I say they’re lion.
You’re lack of trust really Hertz.
“You’re”? I must still be drunk.
Do you really think the Wizard can give me courage?
When you listen to Simon and Garfunkel in that car, nothing happens.
When Paul Simon hits that low E string, you poop your pants. Not because of the bass but because you are fucking old.
I mean, not Gabe old.
“Van de Graaff generator? I don’t even knowFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.”
Sure…everyone goes right for the fart jokes…
Not to be confused with MechaBass
Ok, but why are the listening to the Friday the 13th Nintendo game theme?
It just came out over there. #1 hit.
You don’t get to 40,000 watts without shattering a few eardrums.
Pictured: Megabass
This is just an elaborate setup to win new customers for an underpants cleaning service.
How many watts is this?
WHAT?
WATTS?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!
aaaaand so on.
Oy, watt’s this now?
Lorry.
Watch this stereo vibrate her brain vagina.
That camera guy is lucky she didn’t spit in his eyes.
“This. This is me. This is what I do.” – will.i.am
I think you meant to categorize this as “Breaking Fart News”
She looks pretty smug for a girl who just let that car fart on her head.
“Just a trim today Miss Stodden?”
“MHMMMMMMMMMMM”
“Excellent. The bass keeps getting louder and my practice keeps getting more lucrative. Heh. Heh heh! Heh heh mu hu huuuuuauAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” — Dr. Myron Pertrowski, Evil Otolaryngologist.
“Oh shit that shit is sweet”
- People in High School
“This song is so mainstream now that it’s on YouTube.”
-High School hispters
“What they said.”
- People on my block.
This woman looks like she’s doing an impression of me since I got my new job at a Mexican restaurant chain.
Boom boom boom let me here you say way oh
Way oh!
ACK!
Still sounds better than brokencyde.
What a weird looking iPod.
“Chill out ears, we got this.” – this girl’s index fingers.
In Soviet Russia, van rape YOU.
In ears.
None of you are taking this contest seriously.
Real translation of the words on the side of the van: “This van plays the Brown Note at 40,000 WATTS”
40,000 = Reggie
“Girl, your hair got rhythm, but it is giving me the blues. Come here and let me jazz it up for you, I’ll give the base some pop.”
Then Zohan humps her head, as everyone in the salon laughs loudly for some reason. Somewhere, a fat lady farts.
Probably. I didn’t watch that shitty movie.
I met my older boyfriend at http://www.ay.er.com. He likes same Hz as me! LOL!
1.21 gigaWHATs.
“Your hair has so much volume! What shampoo do you use?”
“The MegaBass 40,000: So Deaf People Can Hate Nickelback Too”
“It took a while, but science has finally proven that yes, it was an actual wall of sound that did that to Phil Spector’s hair”.
Boom-van is not a toy!
“Something in German”
This is what 12 thousand dollars in deferred child support looks like.
Because sticking your finger in an electrical socket is SO-two-thousand-and-LATE.
I am Zohan. I am in Awful MovieFilm. I cut your hair.
Cars, by Dr. Dre
work
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