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I’m sorry to have to be the one to bring you this news. But. You know your favorite actress, Taylor Momsen? From your favorite movies Spy Kids 2 and Spy School, which are unrelated? And your favorite TV show, Gossip Girl? And your favorite makeup product, black eyeliner? And your favorite clothing style, not a lot of clothing? And your favorite age, inappropriately young? Well it seems as though she’s left the business for good. From Elle:
I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.
That sounds like a very serious resignation. It’s true that at least you’ll still be able to see her play in your favorite band, The Pretty Reckless, forever and ever, and maybe that will be enough, but what if you want to watch a movie or a TV show? Is there another actress who can fill her very, very tall high-heeled acting boots with lots of strappies and her lots of black eyeliner? The black eyeliner mostly? Let’s see.
Kristen Stewart?
Leighton Meester?
Emma Roberts?
Emma Watson?
Carey Mulligan?
Selena Gomez?
Natalie Portman?
Mila Kunis?
Birdie?
Hillary Duff?
Gillian Jacobs?
Alison Brie?
Charlize Theron?
Freida Pinto?
Zooey Deschanel?
Kirsten Dunst?
Nope! I guess it looks like she was the only one. She and Mila Kunis, maybe. We can try out Mila Kunis.
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Wow – All I did was hit a Read more button, and I saw a bird grieving the death of its life partner.
Now I’m an emotional wreck. I’m sure that wasn’t your intent, tomjoad, but :`-(
I knew she was in a band (how do I know this? Why do I know this but have only a vague idea about the Fibonacci sequence?), but I didn’t know people actually went to see that band. I think we are all at fault here.
Her band played at Lollapalooza the day that I went. We didn’t watch them, but my friend and I though that Ed Westwick’s band should be playing there instead.
Ed Westwick’s band actually makes me kind of laugh a little harder, as they have a song called “Come Flash Us All Your Ladies” or something.
It’s a Spy Band, you’ve probably never heard of them.
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THIS IS IN TERRIBLE TASTE/OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE. SEAL YOURSELF IN A TOMB OF MISOGYNY AND SUFFOCATE INSIDE/DIE.
you know what is in terrible taste and offensive? Chris Brown’s continuing popularity.
True story: A girl in my class once told me that she doesn’t care about Chris Brown beating Rihanna because she thinks that he is so hott.
Wow. Son of Gabe, get the hell out of that place as soon as you can.
(Though idiots are everywhere — I had to explain to a former coworker of mine why Gloria Steinem was important to her as a journalist and working mom last night when I expressed excitement over the airing HBO doc. And this woman isn’t an idiot, just a conservative Republican. Sigh.)
teenagers, you’re liking your pop stars wrong!
back in my day, we had Michael Jackson, and all he ever did was invite little boys to his house and ….oh, right. yeah, that was pretty awful too.
I’m still really pissed Diplo worked with both him and Beyonce at the same time, giving CHRIS BROWN a really good, new beat while giving BEYONCE HAND-ME-DOWNS. Who run the world? Worst (people).
You didn’t need to do that, facetaco.
Too soon?
Yes.
I have no regrets.
Oh facetaco. I have great affection for you, but there are not enough yikeses in the world.
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photoshopping a rhianna picture to reflect actual domestic abuse isn’t exactly “piss christ” level of social commentary, or like mapplethorpe getting shut down by the government.
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so you’re trying to be controversial in the comments section of a blog that features trampoline accidents, made up stories, and show recaps of True Blood? probably not what the rest of us were looking for.
don’t make your comments sound like they are some important statement in the grand scheme of things. lets keep it in perspective.
that being said, i think your input is usually pretty funny…so you know…keep up the good work?
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“I like taking abused women’s words and use them against them” – Facetaco http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1657250/rihannas-sm-video-director-responds-controversy.jhtml
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Ahaha, facetaco wins! FLAWLESS VICTORY
Facetaco, there are so many better ways to get attention. How will we teach the young ones like Son of Gabe the importance of good attention versus bad attention if you keep acting out like this?
Is it the heat? Is the heat getting to you? Hang in there, fall is coming. I can’t imagine how awful it would be right now to have a taco for a face when cheese is melting EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.
This was just a regular bowl of cheese I had left outside this morning, as per my usual morning routine… And now look at it!
Please throw some up-votes all over this really good joke about melting cheese, people.
Geeeeeee…
I wouldn’t even be offended if it made sense…but the post concerns actresses who can replace TM, not other singers, so…
Oh, ummm…..BAD, FACETACO! BAD! *smacks Facetaco on the nose*
Hopefully, once TayMom reaches the next level of artistic maturity she’ll realize her band is awful, and she’ll quit that too, and become a spoken word poet/real person/something equally awful.
Remember when Chuck tried to rape Little J and then everyone just sort of forgot about it? What a great show!
Remember when Little J later let Chuck take her virginity…by choice??? Such a great show!
“Excuse me, I’d like to throw my hat in the ring.”
“My hat is Fess Parker’s scalp, LOL.”
“And your favorite clothing style, not a lot of clothing?”
That is actually my favorite clothing style.
“We can try out Mila Kunis.”
Yes please.
(…sorry, I’ll leave.
)
But not on Taylor Momsen. I don’t know, there’s just something about her last name that completely ruins the attraction for me.
It must be the “sen.” Sounds too much like “son,” right?
Kelly, you missed the fact that she’s going on tour with my favorite band: Evanescence!
It’s a good thing she quit when she did. If we extrapolate a little, her eyeliner situation was a few years away from going out of control.
Kelly, this isn’t really related, but it has to do with clothes I guess. Is your avatar a preview image from Skreened?
My avatar is one of the first things that came up when I googled image searched “Kelly.” So MAYBE!
Kelly, I love that you are keeping us informed on all the important Gossip Girl news, but the real question is – Will You Be Writing Gossip Girl Recaps?
Anything is possible and anything is impossible in this life.
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
I wonder how Gossip Girl will kill her off. She’s riding in a car that gets hit by Charlie Sheen’s character on that 2.5 Men show and they both die maybe?
NEVER FORGET
The only appropriate reaction:
http://tinypic.com/r/14l7kfn/7
DAMN IT.
I know that this picture has been posted here on Videogum before, and seeing it again has proven that it is the only thing on the internet that makes me laugh out loud when I’m on my own. It’s weird because the internet is full of incredibly funny things, but it’s just this picture that gets me every time.
And then a deep sadness fell over all the Whos in Whoville.
Damn, Kelly. Between this and the Buckley post, you’re really giving the old scrollbar a good workout today.
“Scrollin with the homies.”
That is so fetch.
That is the worst euphemism I’ve ever heard.
I can’t breathe…
I was going to nominate LC as she wore a lot of eye makeup on the Hills or maybe Laguna Beach but then my computer freaked out about some virus or trojan horse or possibly both. Beware of vintage photos of LC, you guys.
you drew on so many “love of my life”s
You are always my inspiration when I need to think of lots of young female actresses.
“As opposed to male actresses??????????”
She didn’t actually…um….quit…http://www.deadline.com/2010/11/gossip-girl-sidelines-taylor-momsen/