A: So chill.
catch me on chillin island with that owl
Hm. Maybe the owls are what they seem, after all.
Looks like the poor guy had to lay down because his stomach hurt from too many Tootsie Roll Pops.
Hey Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Can’t you see that it’s my day off and I’m just trying to relax
How many licks does it take to get to the chocolatey karmic center of a vast existential void pop?
A one! a two! a three! Three licks.
He doesn’t give a hoot.
Oh come on! TGIF had WAY better jokes than that!
Just wait until he turns into David Bowie and is forced to suspend you head first into the Bog of Eternal Stench.
How alive is this owl?
Oh and this…Man I made a joke that was already made, and then made again. I’m like Nick Madson doing Dane Cook jokes!
He’s just pining for the fjords.
That owl chills real ill when he starts to chill.
It’s because he got his License To Owl
This Owl is doing the absolute polar opposite of Barkour.
Chill=dead? Because I’m pretty sure I didn’t see any independent movement in this video.
Crap. Sorry. But yeah, I’m totally with you.
He’s been around the block, guys. At this point, he’s just got it owl figured out.
What we don’t see is that as soon as the camera is off, the owl pecks that dude’s eyes out.
I’d like to thank the person who made this video for ending the clip before the owl suddenly flipped over and came shrieking out of my computer and into my soul where it ate all of my happy memories.
I think you mean Q: How dead is this owl? and the answer is A: So dead. Why is that guy petting it??
Combination Necrophiliac/Zoophile? I’m sorry
Or, rather, Zombieastiowlity.
I wouldn’t call this a chill owl as much as a Weird Owl.
Owl-Time Greatest Hits:
The Owlternative Polka
Christmas at GrOwlnd Zero
Frank’s Two-ThOwlsand Inch TV
Polka Your Owls Out
Smells Like NirvOwl
Sure, Hedwig is nice and relaxed, but the inch is still pretty angry.
Is this what “Legends of the Guardian: The Owls of Ga’hoole” is about? b/c i know owls are involved with that somehow.
The Owl Of Ga’chille
Yeah I think that owl’s dead.
SIDENOTE: Anyone else keep reading that Kohl’s add as “starts with Bonus Boys” then getting really uncomfortable because those guys can’t be more than 16? Check yourself before you wreck yourself Kohl’s. And by “self” I mean typeface.
If you introduce an owl near some genitals in the first act, it has to go fucking crazy by the third act. -Chekov
this just reminds me of poor, dead Hedwig.
How sweet are those pajama pants. So sweet.
All the comments assuming this owl is dead are making me sad! The owl isn’t dead, you guys! That’s how owls look while resting. I suggest watching this related video of the same owl; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoJQIf7xvk The owner even says it looks like it’s dead while relaxing BECAUSE IT IS SO RELAXED. That is some deep relaxation, so the “chill” moniker still stands!
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