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Great news, LADIES! Your best friend is coming back for more wonderful adventures! From Entertainment Weekly:
EW has confirmed exclusively that Working Title Films, the production company responsible for the first movie released in 2001 and the second one dubbed The Edge of Reason in 2004, is moving ahead with a third installment. Based at Universal, Working Title has been mulling a sequel since 2009.
No other details were available, but last year, Bridget costar Colin Firth, who plays lovable Mark Darcy, told EW’s Dave Karger some details about a possible plot. “I can tell you that Bridget and Mark can’t have children, I think that’s the way it goes on,” Firth told Karger, who was reporting for Access Hollywood. “So then she makes the huge mistake of going back to Daniel Cleaver [Hugh Grant's character] for long enough to get pregnant. And I think he dumps her, and she’s left stranded, and guess who comes back to rescue her?”
Cool plot. I’m not sure what I like more about this love triangle. The fact that it’s toxic and destructive and sad to watch or the fact that it’s seemingly endless. LOLOLOL. Ladies, are all of you trapped in super depressing love triangles between sheepish, high-powered bureaucrats who love you unconditionally for no discernible reason and sly dog television executives who just want to tap that fat (literally) ass for no discernible reason? Is that why you love these movies so much? Because they are literally MIRRORS of real life? “She writes a diary about smoking cigarettes, and I write a Tumblr about smoking cigarettes.” That is the ladies talking. Anyway, the last movie, Bridget Jones Diary 2: The Edge of Reason accomplished two very important accomplishments: making a Thai women’s prison look FUN AND HILARIOUS, and having one of the greatest taglines ever. Can we top it? Let’s top it!
Bridget Jones Diary 3: The Edger of Reasoner
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Lorries
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Space Diet
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Eat The Throne
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Menage A Barf
Sorry. These aren’t very good. (Well, Space Diet is pretty good.) Usually my taglines are so great it’s very incredible. But today I’m having trouble because I’m a MAN and these movies are just so FEMININE and TRUE. Ladies, you better handle this one. Good luck! Don’t start crying uncontrollably for no discernible reason like I know that you do because these movies taught me that you do!
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Bridget Jones Diary 3: The Thai Prisoner Of Fatzkaban
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Bridget Jones Diary 3: Every Famous British Man Looks Like A Middle School Teacher
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Middle school teachers who don’t know about conditioner.
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Ack! What a Lorry!
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Wot’s Oohl This Now??
the best.
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Bridget Jones Livejournal
I hate to point this out again because in doing so it makes me look like an asshole but it must be said: ‘The Edge of Reason’ is a subtitle, not a tagline! Taglines are what appear on like posters and trailers and the like. ‘Size does matter’ is a tagline. The tagline for ‘Godzilla’. That is an example of a tagline. The ‘Season of the Witch’ in the title ‘Halloween III: Season of the Witch’ is a subtitle.
Now we know! Again!
But then I wouldn’t be able to refer to it as a tACKline
SubtACKle?
Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Barren and Lovin’ it!
Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Got Sperm?
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth gave the whole plot away but it will still make squillions
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth needs a pay check
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth needs a beach house
Whoever wins, we snooze.
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Why Do We Always Have To See The Movies She Likes?
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Remember that Scene in Empire Records Where Zellweger Wore Just an Apron as an Outfit? Yeah? Well We Are a Long Ways Away From There, My Friend. A Long Ways Away.
Awww…I miss the days when she wasn’t either Bridget Jones or a skeleton
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Still Not Joey Lauren Adams
Hey Joey Lauren Adams, I like you, I am sorry R2D2 insulted you like that
If anything that was a compliment
This is your Mom’s “Women Laughing Alone With Salad”
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Hot Flashdance
Hugh Grant in: I’d Tap That.
Doubles as a Documentary on News of the World.
Efficiency AND Fun.
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Demise of the Cuisines
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Game of Reasons
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This is my favorite, because it rings so true. Women be wanting babies!
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth Has an Oscar Now and Should Be Turning This Down
Bridget Jones Diary III: Whoth on Firth?
Bridget Jones’s Diary 3: Died Alone and Found Two Weeks Later Half-Eaten by Wild Dogs
Bridget P’zones Dairy: They Will Fuck This Food
Bridget Jones: We’re Not Even Sure What Jane Austen Novel We Are Very Loosely Using As A Formula Anymore.
Oh, it’s Northanger Flabby.
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Inferdelity.
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Two More Than Samuel Pepys!
HA! With thrice the sexual mayhem, but 50% less gonorrhea (I think? Unless maybe that’s why Mark Darcy is infertile?).
Wasn’t the second one at least based on a second book, written by the original author? “Lets just make up a third one off the top of our heads, who cares if there’s no third book? High fives all around” – Movie Executive
Bridget Jones Diary 3 – Will Undoubtedly Be Set In Some Tropical Locale As It Will Basically Serve As A Paid Vacation To The Slumming Millionaire Moviestars Involved
Bridget Jones’ Dry Womb Diary
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Fokers with British Accents
Whoops! I meant Fockers with British Accents. #neverforget
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Women be dietin’!
or
Bridget Jones Diary 3: What price dignity?
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Jonesin’ For Action (And Babies!)
Johnnie Walker Ack
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Bridget Jones 3: The Edge of My Squinty-ness
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Just the way you are.
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