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Between Vodka Tampons, The ‘Beave Commercial, and this, it’s really becoming Vaginagum this week, but this local news report about a salon that uses that Betty dye to dye women’s hair “down there” was funny for too many reasons not to share:

Reason 1: “Some women are dying it red and green for the holidays.” Who? Why? Gross! That sounds like the pubic hair equivalent of a cakewreck. Specifically, this cakewreck (but with red.)

Reason 2: “We hear men love it in the shape of a heart.” If they can provide one man who will admit on camera to loving it in the shape of a heart, well, they’re going to have to pay an appearance fee, because the only man who would ever say that is the Peter Pan guy.

Reason 3: THE GRUNTING! It starts at 1:08. And then it builds. And then they use the same grunt from 1:08 over again? Like a sound effect? And then it’s just grunting and moaning all over the place until it finally, mercifully, ends? I think this TV station needs to be fined by the FCC. (Thanks, Sachar!)

Comments (14)
  1. Haha, GREEN? Oh, for the “holidays,” it all makes sense now.
    No, that’s really one of the grossest-sounding things ever.

  2. And calling it “Betty” just kind of reminds me of old ladies. Double ew.

  3. hahahhaha the best is “women use it as their something blue for their weddings.” BLUE VAGINAS WHY

  4. Since when did it become inappropriate to say ‘vagina’ on tv?

  5. old greg  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2008

    i was kinda expecting the news reporter to flash her betty at the end

  6. Beefy  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    Does the carpet match the drapes? More importantly, was Deena in “Ghost World”?

  7. rzzy  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    Best Part, 2:07 “It’s also really good for woman who is older with grey hair… because nobody want to see grey hair down there”

  8. i just kept thinking of america ferrera as ugly betty.

  9. shayne  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    what was the purpose of all the vaginal close-ups? also, the phrase “cute little box” got made me laugh.

  10. i thought it was interesting!!!! people like what people like and why should someone judge them based on their PERSONAL preferences! i tried betty and thought it was great. and it is true. no one wants to see gray down there

  11. I absolutely agree with the last comment, betty beauty color for the hair down there is really fun! I have used it a couple of times and they have natural colors for the not so daring and fun colors you can play around with, with the stencils why not change things up!

  12. I absolutely agree with the last comment, betty beauty color for the hair down there is really fun! I have used it a couple of times and they have natural colors for the not so daring and fun colors you can play around with, with the stencils why not change things up!

  13. I think betty beauty bikini hair dye is a great idea! Not only does it covers grays down there its fun! Cant wait to try SEXY betty! (LILAC!)

  14. Get Real BettyBeauty  |   Posted on Mar 23rd, 2009

    Wow the last two few comments seem like someone Public Relations! Or should I say Pubic Relations!!! Good Job BettyBeauty! Your products are filthy and the whole concept of dying your pubic hairs different colors are just plain disgusting!!!

    EWWWWW!!!!!!!! Oh and stop spamming this blog!!!!

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