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- Alan Ball is developing a show for Cinemax (ooh lala) set in Pennsylvania Amish Country. Will the Amish people be vampires? TBD. (Not TBD.) (They will not be.) (I don’t think.) -Vulture
- The World War Z movie is not going to be like the book very much. That means nothing to me because I am not a nerd, but maybe you are upset about it? Nerd? FilmDrunk is also upset about it and is a nerd! -FilmDrunk
- Sesame Workshop has issued a response to the misguided online petition to have Bert and Ernie get married. Guess what they said. C’mon, just guess. One guess. Just take one guess about what they said. -Sesame Workshop
- Here’s a scary PSA about lying your friend on their side when they are drunk to make them not die. This is also a fun thing to do to a friend who is only a little bit drunk when you just want to annoy them. Also: “Come on, please just drink some water.” Hahah. Very funny every time. -TheDailyWhat
- Gwyneth Paltrow and I have the same book shelf for our religious texts. -Dlisted
- Look at Kristen Stewart not look like herself at all in some photos for W. I bet these are the ones she’s going to pick for her Facebook profile picture, too, right? That is just SO like Kristen Stewart. It’s like, we know what you look like!! Who are you fooling?? With those Facebook profile pictures??? -Celebuzz
- Here is Halle Barry with a resume in her hand that a fan gave her. WOWOWOW. Fan’s life made, I’m sure. Just Jared asks, “Have you ever given a resume to one of your idols?” And I respond, “Does emailing my resume to tips@videogum.com twice a week for two years count?” -Just Jared
- Salon takes a look at why TBS cancelled Lopez Tonight. Oh, I don’t know, because they’re RACISTS? jk. -Salon
- Spoiler alert (LOL), this article explains to you why spoiler alerts actually make your entertainment experiences better. So here: He’s is dead the whole time and all the red stuff MEANS STUFF. -Wired
- The producer of American Reunion admits that the American Pie sequels all kind of sucked. You take that back, American Reunion producer! -Movieline
- Here are five standup comedians who Nerve thinks should be stars. I agree with some of these! -Nerve
- LaMarcus Tinker, of Friday Night Lights, the show you love, will be joining the cast of Glee as Mercedes boyfriend. Awwwww young loooovee on TTTVVVV. -People
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With regard the the WWZ news, and as a giant nerd, I feel qualified to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I am also gnashing my teeth and weeping with rage.
“Hey this thing is popular, let’s make it into a movie!”
“Great idea!”
“Wait though, should we change a bunch of stuff? To make it more popular?”
“Uhh, I don’t know. Isn’t the reason we’re making it into a movie in the first place because it already is popular?”
“Yes, but we’re hollywood, and fuck it, let’s just change a whole bunch of stuff! And let’s get Nic Cage. in there. And where the hell is he? And how the hell did this get burned?”
Ugh, I was so pumped to see what creative, interesting way they used to tie all the stories together. What gave me the idea that a major blockbuster would be creative and interesting, I can’t imagine.
I am just going to take to doing dramatic readings in my apartment, while simultaneously weeping into my whisky bottle.
You know, normal Thursday night stuff.
We need to institute the Redeker Plan against this film. – a nerd
Our Kelly and I are the only non-nerds here?
I definitely did not use the wrong form of are the first time then randomly say it correctly the right time, you are just imagining things
I like to think of her as “our Kelly” too, so I don’t see any problems here.
Puppets don’t have a sexual orientation? Tell that to the Feebles. Also, tell them their movie is terrible.
Also Miss Piggy and Kermit are clearly married, or they just never marry each other like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
Not to split too many muppet hairs here, but Sesame Street and The Muppet Show have too vastly different audiences, age-wise.
“Puppets transcend sexual orientation.” – Silverpimp’s highdea of the day.
Fishsticks Paltrow is the best nickname, and we should all start using it immediately.
Great choice of John Mulaney for best of the young comedians Nerve. True story, when I first saw him on SNL I called Kelly and said I’d found her future husband. What? He’s cute, funny and Irish.
This is a true story.
Hey, here’s a fun game: What religious texts does Paltrow have on her religious book shelf?
Dianetics? The Satanic Bible?
You all can think of something that’s actually funny, I’m sure.
Actually, we know exactly what books she has, because they came with the shelf. Seriously.
Here’s the non funny part: Because I didn’t pay attention to her that closely, I always thought that Gabe was too hard on Paltrow, but I kind of really hate her now just because of this one bookshelf. It has specially carved nooks so that the tops of all the books line up, sending the inspiring message that different religions should all be respected on the same level. The books are divided between the Abrahamic religions and the four most famous Asian religions, sending the inspiring message that the religious history of the other four continents and most of Europe isn’t even worth remembering. It’s perfect for a person who is simultaneously pretentious and utterly thoughtless.
Ummm WWZ is not just for nerds. It’s for everyone. Please read it!!
I have faith that if you can read, you will like WWZ.