Kind of reminds me of those old bumper stickers a lot of the cars in my high school parking lot had. What did they say? “SHOOT YOUR TELEVISION”? “THROW YOUR TELEVISION OUT THE WINDOW”? “I HATE MY TELEVISION SO MUCH FOR THE CHOICES IT MAKES AND WHAT IT DOES TO THE WORLD!” Something like that.

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  1. On the one hand, it sucks that these asshole are on TV. On the other hand, at least this way we can keep an eye on them.

  2. If a nightmare makes perfect sense is it still a nightmare?
    Spoiler alert yes it is

  3. Man, this is worse than that time that Seth Macfarlane was the roastmaster for David Hasselhoff!

  4. Hey, remember last week when we found out Seth MacFarlane was helping to bring back Cosmos, and we were worried we might have to like him? We were so young and naive in those days.

  5. Having an emcee who specializes in non sequitirs makes about as much sense as any of this, I suppose.

    • I don’t know R2. Having MacFarlane emcee a Charlie Sheen Roast might be the worst idea since I had that sit down dinner with Rue McClanahan.

      ***swoosh cut***

      FLW: “So is it true that Rue is short for “Kangaroo?

      Rue shoots FLW an awkward look.

      ***swoosh cut***

      Yeah, good dinner.

  6. A guy I don’t like is hosting a thing I don’t care about for another guy who I don’t care about!

  7. By the way, showbiz is just full of some really understanding, compassionate, sensitive people. They should all be our friends! Especially when we are in the throws of obvious self destructive addiction, which may are may not (most probably) be to compensate for our unraveling mental health that has been on public display and affected not only our own oblivious crazy selves but the loved ones (and godesses) around us. A good friend will always say, “get yourself on television ASAP and let me roast you. Because man, do I have some great material to work with”. Ca—–lifornia LOVE!

  8. You know how people (me) get really angry when Hollyweird rewards its own for being horrible, destructive, filthy balls of garbage by giving them an infinite amount of opportunities to ‘bounce back’ or whatever the fuck? Well those people (me) realized that most of the time the ‘reward’ comes in the form of a shit-for-fuck roast on Comedy Central. So congrats Charlie, you got your reward. Remember ‘Platoon’ Charlie? No? Cool.

    • I can’t wait for all the good natured ribbing he’ll get that not-so-subtly condones and glorifies his drug use and promiscuity while ignoring his delusions, persecution complex and egomania!

  9. I wish Gwyneth was hosting

  10. Guys, call me paranoid, but I am beginning to think that Comedy Central may not have Charlie Sheen’s best interests at heart here.

  11. “Wait a minute. Charlie Sheen isn’t a gay baby. What the hell am I going to joke about?” – Seth MacFarlane, seconds after accepting the gig

  12. BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO KILL PHILO FARNSWORTH.

  13. I think Seth MacFarlane is a talented genius.

    **awaits downvotes**

    • I guess you could argue that he’s talented. I mean, he seems to be good at doing cartoon multiple voices for cartoons, and he has a pretty good range at singing. You could even argue that there’s some pretty funny moments in the early Family Guys, but a genius? Now you’re just devaluing words. I am highly skeptical that there is any case that can be made to support that argument.

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