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This is a gossip photo of former California politician and the inspiration for the hit cartoon show The Governator, and the webmaster of “>a GREAT homepage, Arnold Schwarzenegger, cooling down after a Presidential Fitness Test. Check out his very neat t-shirt! His new name is Mr. Cool Shirt! You probably don’t know this, because it was a Top Secret that was only discussed among the politicians inner circle, but he was until very recently married to Maria Shriver. She separated from him after learning that he had a SECRET FAMILY with one of their slaves. Servants? The point is: yikes. This shirt, TMZ points out, was given to him “last November, during a farewell party for the Governator’s staff. The shirts were actually designed by Maria’s staff, as a joke.” Good joke? I don’t get the joke. Good shirt to wear when you’re working out! Ugh. WHAT AN A-HOLE! The A-holeanator! Gross. The Grossanator. But, so, what should Maria Shriver’s sassy comeback ironic workout t-shirt say?!
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. And best of all, they will not have to be married to or have a secret family with Arnold “Barf” Schwarzenegger. (No luck for the rest of you Mrs. Schwarzeneggers.) (Photo montage via FilmDrunk.)
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Hurricane Maria only attacked douches who carry on long-term affairs with their help
This is less of a caption than a question: Why is 2007-2010 written right by his butthole, like the stupidest skid mark?
I think you just answered your own question.
Maria’s shirt will say “Consider this a divorce.” It will also be made entirely out of money she won in the settlement.
“You’ve just been erased” – Maria’s shirt
“Tonight’s forecast: A freeze is coming….to your bank accounts.” – Mr. Freeze’s ex-wife
“There’s no business like snow business!”
(I just am so proud of coming up with that line, and want to use it as much as possible.)
“Total Recall” – California voters
IT’S NOT A HUMOR
“You know, this ironic t-shirt is like the ocean. You don’t want to turn your back on it.”
I wont be back.
Yea, well, *I* survived watching Terminator 3.
“As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal.”
“Please, no more journalists questioning my son, asking him who his daddy is and what he does.”
Dammit Taco! Arno Darko.
Danny DeVito just got a shirt that said Still With Rhea
But he has a “Gone Rhea” shirt ready for if she ever leaves him.
Someone make 1,000 of these shirts right now.
http://imgur.com/fzURB
If he never gets divorced, fuck it, mail the box to Africa or whatever.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
TURRRRDS
Prenupdator
You guys are going to feel like dicks when it turns out that he just won this t-shirt at a screening of The Sound of Music.
How do you solve a problem like Ahnuld?
oh, the governator has always been bad with grammar…the shirt should read “Maria Survived”
maybe this shirt is showing he can’t read
Come with me if you want to start a secret family and destroy a high profile marriage.
“That’s not what ironic means.”
-Alanis
Great, now assholes have taken Pilates.
Front: Hey, Arnold. Remember when I said I’d divorce you last?
Back: I lied.
“I (barely) Survived Arnold” -California’s T-shirt
The Last Action the Last Action Hero Will Ever Get
“Ack!”
It’ll be a picture of Arnold’s love child with the caption:
“Who is you daddy, and what does he do?”
Dammit Jawn! Arno Darko.
“survived maria….still dealing with gonorrhea”
Breaking!
(I know that almost all of my contributions to this site are images of some sort, but I feel I’m more of a visual jokester, if you will, so please don’t hate me).
fake and gay
You are gross to look at anyway!
oh Maria Maria
she [our servant] reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in Spanish Harlem
She’s now living the life of a movie Star
“ahaha. really well put together and relevant santana joke.” – No one
Are we sure this isn’t a West Side Story reference?
it’ll probably say something very ironic and referential like “I’ll be back (for more child support)”?
Unfortunately, nobody survived “Jingle All the Way”
His shirt should really read Single All the Way.
JULIE KLAUSNER!!! I WILL AVENGE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
“Survived” is German for “cheated on and humiliated” so actually it’s not ironic.
His Shirt: “Survived Maria”
Her Shirt: “No You Didn’t”
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Stallone has a bigger cock.
Got a problem?
the expendables
More like “The Expandables”! Because…you know…he’s like….wearing spandex which is, like….stretchy….
Argh! Too many choices. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
1. “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle…and half of everything else” (0:14)
2. “What have you been feeding this thing”
“Housekeepers” (1:12)
3. “Consider that a divorce” (1:54)
“My Other Family are Not My Employees”
His face looks like he’s just had a chemical peel. Maybe he’s got the same dermatologist as Pam.
“Hasta La Vista, Baby”
I Hated My Ex-Wife Before It Was Cool
ZOO YOU KNOW WHO KEELED ZE DINOSAURS? NEIZER DO I BUT I KNOW WHO FATHERED MY BAZTARD CHILD.
(Translated from the Austrian Chancellery Language)
He wasn’t sure if he looked like more a fool jogging with his “Running Man” shirt on or this one. As always his super tactful judgement prevailed.
“still less fucked over by Arnold than California.”
So if you look closely enough, the tramp stamp on his shirt actually reads 1977-2010. In ’77, Arnie starred in a film called Pumping Iron, in which Lou Ferrigno appeared. Same year he admitted to taking performance enhancing drugs, he found a wonderful woman, and his bodybuilding guide was published. There’s really nothing funny about ’77 to the public eye, but to ol’ Arnie, it was the year his penis came into fruition, and 2010 was the year it was completely obliterated. Nice knowing ya, little friend.
“It WAS a tumor!” [front]
“Endured Arnold” [back]
On the front: It’s time
On the back: To spend my alimony
“Survived The 6th Day”
It will never survived if you dont have any love to your people.Arnold was a good and great leadership.