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Every couple of years an article will come out about how things are different for children now than they used to be. “Children think of their parents as their best friends.” “Children live at home until they’re 40 now.” “It is finally possible for sex friends to remain best friends.” Or whatever. There was one story I read a few months ago about how the economic crisis could create an entire economic lost generation, which happened during the Great Depression. This is a group of people who enter into a non-existent workforce and find the experience to be so dehumanizing and frustrating and humiliating and anxiety-ridden that even when the economy improves they spend the rest of their lives struggling with insecurities and feelings of worthlessness. Yikes! That sounds awful. And yet, despite all of the iPads and the colleges that refuse to give out anything less than an A to over-indulged, entitled students, and the easy access to casual sex and drugs, despite the belief that everyone is a special snowflake and that not only should work be creatively fulfilling but it should also change dramatically every three years, despite these and other shifts in youth culture’s views on the world and their place in it, fuckers are still making terrible fake rap videos like this. Please sign the petition to end fake rap. Every vote counts, I’m sure. (Via BuzzFeed.)
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8 minutes?! RAP it up, guys!
I’m going to fake having watched it, how bout that?
At least they’ve stopped beat boxing.
You can’t auto-tune beat boxing.
challenge accepted
“don’t tell me what i can’t do” – will.i.am, prepping auto-tuned beat box songs that will win all the grammys
Bobby McFerrin looks at the horizon and cries a single tear
At least the tear made a cool percussive sound!
Did you forget the Boogie Woogie parody you wrote back in college?
Botch the Throne.
Pretty sure they’re not in college, but that was terrible nonetheless. Everybody’s wrong on this post!
I think the real question now is how Exeter is planning on topping this.
These aren’t college kids, just rich boarding school kids. Is that better or worse?
As a fellow boarding school alum, I just want tell these kids… it gets better.
Apparently one’s ability to write a sentence gets worse though.
I feel like it is basically guaranteed that half of America will smile and cheer when an excerpt from this video is played at the 2036 Republican National Convention as one of these nitwits is nominated for president.
“That jackass from Texas on the Andover cheerleading team couldn’t possibly ever become someone.” — some person circa whatever years George W. Bush was in high school.
“Oh dear, we’re out of gin.” — same person*, circa 2001.
*also me.
Chet Haze joke.
I’d actually like to see these guys rap battle Chet Haze as one of them is probably going to go to Northwestern or U of C.
Andover makes all the best dancers, obvs.
It’s times like these I’m glad I’m from NORTH Andover…. and only times like these.
Video was produced by Andover’s newest transfer student
Fun fact: MY guidance counselor wrote me a terrible letter of recommendation. And I still think it’s because I would not let her play bass in my 1994 L7 cover band, RYE IT, GRRRRRRRL.
Check out that kids grill at :46!!! That kid is gangsta!
3:38 is totally not racist.