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You guys, it’s my birthday today. Pretty impressive. To quote one of my Facebook wall posts, “very exciting.” Hahah. Indeed! (Thank you, Sarah.) It’s almost too much to handle for all of us, I’m sure. The only way to even deal with the tension and excitement is with a party. And where there is party smoke there is game fire. What? I had wine at lunch, THAT IS WHAT. Can we just play, already? It’s my special day. Don’t ruin it. So, Birthday Movies:
- Catch Me If You Candles
- Pin The American Tail On The Donkey
- A Clear And Presents Danger
- Half-Caked
- Birthday of the Jackal
Fun! The greatest gift you could give me is 1,000 comments on this post. JUST KIDDING, I WILL TAKE A BEST BUY GIFT CARD, THANK YOU!
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Journey to the Placenta of the Earth
Vaginal Deliverance
Um…
It’s natural cakeordeath! And it’s how people used to be born in the pre-GOOP era.
Also: so sorry, everyone.
Actually, that probably was the goop era. (I’m also sorry).
Teeth
oh god that movie
Little Shop of Horrors + the Sarlac Pit from Return of the Jedi
The Birthday After Tomorrow
Pursuit of Happy-Birthday!
Frosting / Nixon
An indirect cake joke. Good job!
A Christmas Story
Born on the Fourth of July
Sixteen Hundred Candles
Because he’s fucking old, DO YOU GET IT
70 Again
How’d it get burned?!?!!
oh.
Ice Cream and Cake Age
Ice Cream Cake Age? Good work, Bridgey! I upvote your cake usage.
That’s good too. Gabe needs the options of ice cream cake or ice cream and cake.
Being the cake expert in these here parts, I must agree with you. As long as there is cake.
The Birthday the Earth Stood Still
Birthday Sex and the City
wrapping paper moon.
Over the Hills Have Eyes
Gabes in Toyland
The Birthday of a Nation
Happy Gummo
The Dark Cake Rises
I would see this movie. Good job.
I would eat this movie.
The Cake Also Rises?
Down to Birth
The Birthday After Tomorrow
The Donna After Darko
Pinata-apple Express
30 going on 13
Monster’s Balloons
Clear and Presents Danger
Benjamin Button Two: LOST in the Buttons
The Wrappening
The Balloons, Candles, Streamers and Cake Shop Around The Corner
Good cake reference. One upvote for you.
C-Section 8
The Gift.
Oh, wait. This is Gabe we are talking about.
The Gift (Receipt)
JFCake
I support this comment.
with Gary Old Man
The Thin Red Streamers
The goody, bags, & the money
Birthday Party Monster
the after-birth of a nation
The Goodie, The Bag, and The Ugly
Dear Chase,
Nobody liked this one.
Sincerely,
Future Chase
Confetti Air
Many Happy Returns of the Jedi
I wish I was clever enough to come up with one for Cool Hand Luke, because after my super funny Cool Hand Luke pun, I would say “no man can eat fifty pieces of birthday cake,” and it would be like, double whammy.
Old Wrinkly-Hands Luke?
I’m fine with that
DQ Cool Treats Luke?
Man of the Bounce House
Precious: Based on the Novel “Just One More Bug Push” by Sapphire
*Big Push
Oops
aw gabe that birthday hat is so precious
The Big Sleepover
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Shakespeare In Love
A Perfect Murder
Shallow Hal
First I was like “wha?” but then I was like “ORGANIC WINE ALL AROUND!”
pretty sure gabe’s favorite is se7en.
Every birthday boy can’t wait to open the box.
“whats in tha baaaaaaax?”
American Cakestory X.
Very cake. Good work.
Cakob’s Ladder
I’ll give you an upvote for effort. Good job.
Dr Strangelove, or: How I learned to stop worrying about wrinkles and love my body as I age because with age comes wisdom and inner strength and then go skydiving
This.
From Here to Paternity
Candlelight
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. Grandma and Grandpa, that’s who, and they have new socks and a card with a $5 bill inside for you, so you better be grateful, because some kids don’t even have grandparents.
Also you better not sass your grandparents because you don’t know how much longer they’ll be around and then you’ll be sorry.
Funfetteen Wolf
Birthday Bump Up The Volume
“bump” as in cocaine?
No, not cocaine, This:
“The Bumps”, a torment common in countries such as the U.K., Ireland, and the U.S.,[1][2] involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and “bumping” him/her up into the air and down onto the floor.[1][3] The number of “bumps” given equals the age of the person in years plus one “for luck”.[1][3] Usually “the Bumps” are administered only to children, in part because as people grow up they become too heavy for the process.[1]”
Maybe it’s a Canadian thing… That’s what you lose when you declare independence from England.
Aging Bull
The Age of Incontinence
Get outta here you grumps! Birthdays are fun!
Zach and Miri Make a Piñata
Salo or 120 Birthdays of Sodom.
Dude, Where’s My Period? (pre-birthday movies)
Birthday Girl, Interrupted
Whatever happened to Ben Chaplin?
A-box-of-gifts Now
[Make a] Death Wish
For He’s a Jolly Good Fellowship of the Ring
Hedwig and the Angry Pinch to Grow an Inch
The UnE-vited.
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes and You Smell Like One Too
And Many More on Channel For Your Consideration
And Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed on Channel Two
And Young Frankenstein on Channel Nine!
And A Big Fat Lady in the Water on Channel Eighty!
Requiem for a Stream(er)
Blue Velvet Cake
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead or Else it Won’t Come True!
The Best Little Birthday in Texas
Cake Night
Follow that Birh….with yearly celebrations?
The Ice Cream Cake Storm
The Womb
(“you are bearing me a son, Lisa!”*)
*Gabe, I hope your mom’s name is Lisa
Terminator 2: Brithday
Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the black forest cake
Daddy Birthday Camp
Closer (To Death)
The Fantastic Mr. Birthday
Sense and Sensibirthday
Mansfield Park in the back because it’s a surprise!
PART-E
Citizen Kake
Bridge to Terabirthdaya
The Greatest Movie Ever Old
From Naked to Another Year: A Mike Leigh Collection
C For Cake
No obligatory cake or death upvote?
Birthday at Tiffany’s
A Room with a Birthday
The House of BIRTHDAYS!
Birthday Birthday and the Deathly Birthday: Part Birthday
#BIRTHDAY! (i’m done now.)
Gone with the Gabe’s Birthday
Thrill Bill (with a surprise birthday party)
Exit Through the Gift Shop Because I Forgot to Buy a Present at the Real Store
You Belong in a The Zookeeper
Just Blow Out the Candles With It
Cakes on a plane
Catch me if your Candles
–I am totally late to this party.
*you. Late AND a typo? UGH
Limitlesscake
The Ten (Best Presents Ever)
Cakes Away
- I am late to this party, but I think I am just now getting it.
Of Mice and Many Mooooooore
Schindler’s Cake
Rise of the Planet of the Cakes
it’s the baking soda.
Frosting/Nixon
The Indian in the Cupcake
Mooncaker