Wait for the surprise…
SURPRISE! GOLD SURPRISE! (Via RobertPopper.)
Is the surprise that I’m fired? I think that if I watch this, the surprise will be that I’m fired.
Nope, can’t bring myself to watch this, the screen grab is horrifying enough. No surprise for me!
Well, the screen grab kind of ruins the surprise. At first, you think it is just someone in skin tight gold body suit. Then they unzip and pull off the mask portion of the gold suit and SURPRISE, it turns out they actually have horrific emotional problems.
And then under that, it’s Voldemort!
If you think this is creepy, you should see what the Grammy award does for kicks.
I’ve heard of a trophy wife but this is ridiculous!
I have a feeling this guy also gets kicked in the balls for kicks.
That was like a Charlie Kelly nesting doll.
The promotions for Season 7 are increasingly unsettling.
This is the best video there is.
Surprise, you’ll never be able to sleep again!
I have the most surprising boner right now…
I am truly surprised that the Gold Surprise was not the guy getting a gilded boner; truly surprised, yet not truly disappointed, because I am a MANLY MAN and that is GROSS, BRO
Of all the weird fetishes on the internet, this is surely one of the strangest #PleaseDon’tPointMeInTheDirectionOfStrangerFetishes
SOMEONE’S forgetting FUCKIN FEMSKINS!
DON’T GOOGLE LEMON PARTY EVER. You’re welcome. I’m pointing away, not towards. Wait, no why are you typing…no I said don’t…oh you’re going to…nooooooooooooooo
I will NEVER forget femskins.
So, 1:40 is where C3P0 looses his wood?
This is not the droid you’re looking for.
You guys thought that was weird? Oh, um, me too. Very weird. Total weirdo in that video. Not something I would think is hot, just straight up weird over here.
R2 please talk with your boy, 3PO. I’m worried about 3PO.
whoops, sorry D-W
These are not the donnas darko you’re looking for.
Surprise! I think this video just raped me!
Is the “gold surprise” a surprise baby shower for someone that doubles as a golden shower? Because if so, they totally stole my idea.
It’s cool, my boss knows this guy.
You know what would be a real surprise? If there’s not a drawer full of amyl nitrate somewhere in that room.
Dungeon fashion show? Dungeon fashion show!
Now there’s something else to gross you out as you try to get to sleep on a hotel bed trying to block out images of what people have done on it previously
Also, “Tightly, crabs log pot” is a very weird name for a website.
Whenever I go to sleep in a hotel bed I actually comfort myself with the thought “Hey, maybe the last people who used this thing were encased in latex from head to toe.” Because IT HAPPENS.
eh, at least you know nothing could seep out.
The green really brings out his penis.
I’m happy he made it off the bottom of the Swedish Ocean. Good for him.
The new season looks great!
What is this, a Deerhunter music video?
You guys, I’m worried about Anthony Daniels.
I really love that song though. I’m glad it’s finally getting some love. I sometimes call businesses HOPING to be put on hold just so I can hear this song again. Man, it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day long.
Peeps, I was thinking it had more of a Weather Channel vibe myself. 90 & sunny here in Detroit!
I was really expecting the surprise to be James Franco
I bet this is the fifth take, which is the grossest thing ever to think about.
I’m not saying I mind, but I need to point out that we do a lot of voyeurism into really niche softcore fetishes here…
I guess it’s fine? It’s fine.
And that, Timmy, is where babies come from!
Even more disgusting is this illegal solicitation service– http://www.cash4gold.com/
What’s the Dean doing here?
Ha, just saw this one! Yes! Dean!
was I the only one expecting it to be Gabe? is that not what this website is for?
Scrub the blog URL watermark, put this on a loop, and submit it to PS 1, and you’re guaranteed a one person show. #VideoArtIsNeverNotTerrible
I’m glad I waited for the surprise because those are my high school’s colors
Guys, I’m worried about Greendale’s Human Being.
Call today, and tomorrow you’ll be touching your GOLD, feeling your GOLD, golding your GOLD . . .
It’s like a Green Bay Packers C3P0.
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