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Gooood morning Videoguuuum! Get it? The boy from that video where he catches a fish would like you to please wake up. He would also like you to use today to dance and make faces like no one is watching, because you are beautiful and you should feel free to express yourself. He would also like you to tell his parents to stop videotaping everything he does and putting it on the Internet because there are like one million videos of this kid, and maybe don’t check the YouTube account to verify that statement because before you know it your entire day will be gone and you will feel disgusting. Brand new day!
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Fuck nostalgia. – Gabe
Boy dances to Michael Jackson – Kelly
You guys will never stop being the best.
The only way to fight the war on nostalgia is to force feed your own children a healthy diet of only things from your own past. With that in mind,
“An open letter to the current generation ages 7-13:
Defy your parents, stay up every night, and watch Nickelodeon between midnight and 2am, and, what the hell, watch the encore from 2am-4am. Align yourselves with the moral messages therein. Do it or you’re grounded!
Hugs n’ smooches,
Kelly Gabeaboy and Gabe Kellyhaye”
Videos like this make me very happy to have grown up in an age where video cameras were not in everything and YouTube didn’t exist or else there would be waaaaaaay too many videos of my brother and I recreating scenes from Star Wars in our unfinished basement. Some things are meant to stay in the family
Bad news, birdman, your secret is out:
“You’re still doing that buddy?” My Dad
YES. this is like inviting every girlfriend [or boyfriend] in to look at baby bathtub pictures on the first date for eternity!
I could have sworn that Michael Jackson was black as a child and then grew up to be white. Could this really be the fabled tenth Jackson child, Benjamin Button Jackson?
Nice Moves, kid
I’m not a parent, but this looks like a poop dance/face.
Ummm… The face is what sells this dance. Without it this video might as well be titled “Toddler has a seizure while standing up and listening to Michael Jackson.”
Fun Fact: This is pretty much me when drunk.
Yeah, parents who YouTube everything their child does are so boring. Why are you capturing every quotidian moment?
I was mostly saying I’m glad there wasn’t a possibility of me flailing around a big yellow nerfy thing at my brother and screaming like Luke when said brother “chopped my hand off.” That’s just not something I would want countless strangers possibly seeing
ahhhhh! wertrew your baby girl is so cute!!!! those cheeeeeeeeks!!!!!! stop making me want to have a baby, biology and cute babies.
When a baby dances, it’s our duty as parents to be there with a camera. Wish I could do that magic where the link is part of the text, but who am I? Friggin’ Dumbledore over here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geWDT8bUiC4
You know who else I bet would have enjoyed watching a video of a young boy dancing? Michael Jackson. The circle of life, people.
“Billy Jean is not my mother… she’s just a girl who gives me MIIIIIIILK AND COOKIES.”
Why does this kid have the hair of a balding 42 year old?
Wayne Rooney’s hair transplant hasn’t made a difference.
I’ve loved this kid since he caught his first fish. “What name has he?” “Oh fissie. He’s be-yooo-ti-ful.” “Dad, can you touch it?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5OJeLeunc&feature=related