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Here is Mark Laroche, President and CEO of Canada Lands Company (“Duh, we know.”), getting a tour of EdgeWalk, which is a thing that will open in August on the CN Tower in Canada and hooooooly moly. Is anyone else on the floor? One second I was at my computer watching a video and then all of a sudden I was on the floor, I don’t know what happened. But I do feel really dizzy. Where are we? What is going on. Ooohh no. I remember now. I was watching a nightmare! Apparently “the edge walkers will be tethered to a safety cable, allowing their hands to remain free” on “the tallest free-standing structure in the Western Hemisphere, at 1,815 feet in height.” Hahah, OH GREAT! That sounds awesome. Where do I sign up? Here? On this thing that says death certificate? You have to sign your own death certificate? You do? If you go on this EdgeWalk thing? That makes sense. (Via LaughingSquid.)
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Don’t look doown, eh.
I vomited at my computer, eh.
Sooory. Too scary.
Fake and G’eh.
I’ve been getting Vertigo from The Edge for years. U2?
I get kind of Larry Mullen whenever I’m that high in the air, so far away from the Adam Clayton of the earth.
BOHNOOOOOO!!!!!!
how many upvotes? uno? dos? tres? Cuatorce!!!
Rolling Stone, Issue 1321, January 2006
RS: Why’d you jump from 3 to 14 in the song “Vertigo?”
Bono: Because I’m an asshole. I haven’t written anything good in years.
Ironically, this video cannot be viewed in Canada.
Great EdgeWalk. Mediocre video. I give this two out of five “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”s.
u r breathtaking but ur bitch
“WHERE MY ROYALTIES?!” – Juan Cusack
I have way too many flying dreams, falling dreams and compulsions to jump off tall things for this to ever be a plausible vacation spot. I’ve had dreams where I’ve fallen and hit the ground and continued dreaming. No thank you. Now let’s watch that video of that dude climbing that tall radio antennae or whatever that was.
I have it on good authority that the CN Tower belongs to the dead.
Kelly, have you considered consulting with Dr. Birdie over this fear of heights? I know she’s booked well into the fall, but fortunately some peanut butter smeared on a Snausage will get you to the top of the waiting list.
PB smeared on a snausage is something something Sex with a Dog Joke
Good news everyone! I just went to the website, and minimum age requirement is thirteen. Dream family vacation. Also, they encourage everyone to lean precariously off the building.
This video is a great metaphor for how the Yankees and the Red Sox view Toronto in the AL East.
“Asshole.” – Blue Jays fans.
“Does it make it better that I’m posting this in Toronto?” -me, Braves fan
“Well, sort of, but only because you’re a Braves fan and now I feel sad for you CATCHADATASTE” – Hall of Famer Roberto Alomar
On behalf of the three people who get the Alomar reference, a billion upvotes!
I accept. I almost referred to him as “T-shirt thief Roberto Alomar” but that only might have alienated me more. Look it up!
Also visit Toronto! Nice here!
Taking one for the team: Bluestockings edition!!!!!!
Assuming this won’t be a recurring feature.
If Bluestockings doesn’t want to do this, I totally will.
less of this, please.
Every so often a video on this site makes me reflexively close the entire videogum tab on my browser. Stopping the video or hitting the back arrow just doesn’t seem like it will be enough. This video was one of those videos.
BLASPHEMY!
“It’s hot up here.” Well, you’re very close to the sun, sir.
Try this if you want to feel queasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k4Xk1mEwmI&feature=player_detailpage#t=22s