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I am not joking when I say that I hope if/when the Earth is destroyed and after another century passes in absolute silence before the aliens/self-aware SkyNet future mecha/Water People or whomever sift through the rubble for clues to what the Old Earth was like that somehow the only thing they find is this video. Every other example from the brief sweep of human herstory (buildings, literature, paintings, automobiles, science, God) completely wiped away forever, never to be found again. Just this. Only this always and forever. (Via BestWeekEver.)
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Gabe, you’re a fool! Someone delete this video before he steals all of our ladies!
Clearly in violation of the guy code, Gabe.
Too late! It looks like we’re gonna need a new associate editor.
After the failure of his dance career, Milton was forced to take a soul crushing office job where his co-workers constantly stole his favourite red stapler.
Wow! That baby grew up and still’s got it!
This guy knows what you’re talking about
Paul Giamatti’s new movie looks good.
I know it might be narcissistic, but at some level I do believe I am that lady he is dancing for.
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that’s a pretty great John Cusack costume, John Travolta!
I don’t see why he’s limiting this to just one lady.
When will we sassy broads have our dance?
“I’d hit that.”–thisismynightmare
#obligatory
“We’d all hit that.” – Everyone
Never really understood the importance of having a neck when dancing until I watched this video.
Don’t you mean the impotence?
The impotence of having a neck, or the importance of having impotence? Or the importance of having a neck while failing to achieve an erection until I watched this video? Plz clarify tytyty
The title is, “A Dance For A Lady”
He gave you a dance, now he wants you to give him his lady… >:-|
Can’t we just give him some Bitcoins instead? Or is there a way to PayPal a lady? What I’m saying is that I never want to meet this person face to face.
Why must people with front-butt insist on tucking their shirts in?
Crack kills, yo
I realize we’re all completely mesmerized with the sweet dance moves, but let’s not lose focus on the equally amazing description of this video:
“Thank you very much,Youtubers for your comments. I might not do another dance video for a long time. In my next video, I will say something very impotent to you all. I don’t always do dance. what I like to do is crime drama.I will tell you more about that and other things too.”
SOMETHING VERY IMPOTENT.
I’m more interested in the “doing” crime drama. Does that mean he likes to watch crime dramas, reenact them on YouTube, or kill people and stash them in his dancing basement?
I don’t always do dance. what I like to do is crime drama.I will tell you more about that and other things too.
I’d love a Milton and Spike Can Dance and Can Also Investigate Crimes crossover web-series.
You’re perfect. Just the way you aaaaaaaaaaare
At 2:03, I was worried he was just too tired to go on. But he pulled it together for the instrumental bridge.
I don’t see anything funny about an earnest little man dancing for a lady who obviously loves literal dance interpretation of song lyrics. Now will someone help me get his head out out of that yogurt cup?
Making a youtube video of oneself dancing is a pretty half-assed romantic gesture. That guy is so selfish!
Also he looks like Peter Pettigrew
Elvis Costello has really let himself go.
While I appreciate Gabes sentiments, I’d be happier if the only thing found from the old world were these: http://www.christies.com/singing-bird-pistols-en-1422-3.aspx
holy shit, why aren’t we all talking about these?
Whoa! If I ever get Monopoly Man rich, I’m buying those! And then play with them for like 3 minutes and get bored.
“these displease me now, take them away at once.”
I would like to use this space to register my dissatisfaction with comments being closed on the post above this one. I was all ready with a “they’re broken up, it’s time to lego” zinger that SURELY would have won me a place in the hearts of millions. My failure to post such a comment is my greatest regret.
SNOW DAY. We get to go home early.
Hey, I’m a lady! Maybe it’s for me! SWOON!!
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It Gets Better.
Speak up.
Jiminy Glick jumped the shark.
Clearly the best part of the video is that instead of tilting the camera he chose to hunker close to the ground. Problem solving!
I feel like Bobby Hill trying to understand British comedy on public broadcasting.
This is Andy Kaufman-level brilliant.