This video — which is, like, 80% set up and then 20% glowstick in blender, unfortunately — is an ad for Bon Yurt, a Colombian yogurt brand. “Ohh, I wondered why I wanted some Bon Yurt.” – You, me, everyone. Which is weird. It reminds me of those advertisements for…I forget what, actually. Maybe Smirnoff or something? I think it was Smirnoff. Where it would just be young people in a room doing weird stuff and then at the end it would say, “WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED? WERE YOU HERE FOR IT? BE THERE FOR IT.” or something like that and it would show the logo. I wonder how well those work. I mean, I’m talking about this ad, obviously, so I guess it’s working well enough? But I certainly won’t buy any yogurt. But maybe you will? Guys, please don’t buy any Bon Yurt after this. Instead go buy a bunch of glowsticks and then get a blender and make your OWN glowsticks in blenders video*, and have it be 100% glowsticks in blenders, no filler, and then come back and post the videos on YouTube and send them to me and I’ll enjoy them in my own home because obviously we can’t post any more glowsticks in blenders videos here, we already posted this one. (Via Gizmodo)

*I don’t know if this is safe.
Comments (25)
  1. That was a lot of work just to put an outline of a yogurt cup on the wall.

  2. Hmmm. I’m calling shenanigans. This can’t be a yogurt commercial – where are the ladies telling me it is as good as shopping, with only 90 calories, and that it will help my poop*? Sorry, my disbelief can only be stretched so far.

    *I would apologize for talking about poop, but Jamie Lee Curtis started it.

  3. honestly, i thought Glowsticks in Blenders was the name of a band and was ready to declare them “sellouts!” proper context bedamned.

    i believe this is the first time my knee-jerk cynicism has been wrong. it certainly won’t be the last.

    what i’m saying is, it’s all downhill from here.

  4. Say what you will about this yogurt company, but they have culture.

  5. Dude i love yogurt, and this one fits my lifestyle perfectly (I am weird)

  6. I dunno, this pretty accurately captures my “Columbian Yogurt” phase.

  7. That place would be pretty cool after dropping acidophilus.

  8. I knew it was a question of time until Bon Iver sold out.

  9. Some days I worry our society has turned into a giant Rube Goldberg machine. Honestly, if I watch one more ad featuring clever young people doing clever, pointless things to imbue a soulless brand with spontaneity, I might have to put my head in a disco yogurt cup.

  10. For some reason when I read the headline it said “This Glowsticks in Washing Machines Video…” Then all these blenders showed up and I was like, “Ohhhhhh no. My brain is having issues…”

  11. Wait, so does the yogurt glow in the dark?

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  13. New York’s hottest club is Club Smoooooossssh. Started by legendary club promoter Goopie Lee, this blackout factory has everything: blenders, club music, standing around and poisonous glow in the dark drinks. And look! Over there in the corner, is that a demon? No! Its Jamie Lee Curtis taking mainlining Activia.

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