If there’s one thing that you can say about the Matchy-Matchy Twinzies Dance Company it is that they really know how to get a day started. Thanks, boys. Let’s gooooooooo (back to bed)!

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  1. They play this song all the time on the radio station my wife listens to, only for some reason they have decided to edit out the word “pants.” I guess they are against pants? So instead of Bruno Mars putting his hand in his pants, he puts it in his BLANK, and we get the unpleasant duty of deciding what Mr. Mars is doing with his hand that is so awful that it cannot be repeated on the radio.

  2. ‘On the ground. On the ground. Lookin like a fool with your on the ground.’

  3. No love for mom? That’s cold, guys. Cold.

  4. Does anybody else worry that the Matchy Matchy Twinzies might have a coke problem?

    • …or is the constant nose rubbing a secret ironic part of the choreography implying both this song and their parents, for making them dance to this, are smelly and terrible?

    • Never too young to develop a coke habit.

      • True story: My girlfriend’s former roommate drank LITERALLY on average 1.5 liters of Diet Coke per day. She was in her 50′s, Canadian, and creepy, rather than being an adorable toddler, so her coke problem was less forgivable.

  5. GUYS, Who is in charge of the song selection??

  6. forget the lottery, i’m just gunna have kids and exploit their cuteness in hope that I can ca$h in. that seems to be the ticket.

  7. Hey “my ironic mustache,” whatcha think, S2E14?

  8. mo’ money, mo’ problems.

  9. Nope sorry, terrible song, terrible choice for children.

  10. Well, if there’s one audience that Bruno Mars’ music is appropriate for, it’s five-year-olds.

  11. gabe! did you watch this whole video? there is baby weiner in it…
    i think that’s why it was taken down from their original channel. to avoid these guys:

  12. Their dad made them wear those shirts.

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