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After the jump, a young man named Richard makes a plea on YouTube to win back his girlfriend, Megan. I won’t ruin any of the surprises, but let’s just say that THIS IS A VERY GOOD PLEA! Those two really seemed to share something special and I sure hope Megan does not reject him and decides to take Richard back. Just remember, you guys: it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all but even better than that is to have loved and lost and then made a YouTube R&B video montage of all your favorite memories/Facebook photo galleries of the person you loved in order to maybe win them back and love again because then it’s like the lost part never happened and who needs the lost part?! Not Richard, that is for sure. Good luck, Richard!
In case Megan is reading this and is still on the fence about the whole Richard thing, might I remind you of THE GIGGLES YOU SHARED? Relationships are all about compromise and sharing giggles, Megan. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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I was ridin with my namesake, until he kept telling me about my body, then I was like nope
“This is a very touching video, not creepy at all! The fact that he made this (presumably after I’ve dumped him) is just a wonderfully heartfelt sentiment. And the fact that, above all else in our (presumably brief) relationship is my body! Not my mind or my heart or anything deeper than superficialities. This doesn’t scream “Love me, I’m horny” at all! Richard, come back to me!” – Megan
You are my mirror.
“The close-ups on my chest and thighs were the clencher!”
“The scratched out faces of everyone else in my life didn’t make you seem like a serial killer at all! Thank God, because that’s totes a deal-breaker for me!”
“when you said you made me a mix tape, I didn’t know you meant you made ME a mix tape”
from youtube- “Get her some chocolate. Bitches love chocolate”
“Girl, I literally cannot think of one thing about you I like other than your physical appearance. Why aren’t we together?” – Richard
But what about the shared giggles?? Once I find a man willing to accept my giggles and let me enjoy his giggles, I’m not even going to wait I’m proposing on the spot.
I think Megan should really consider reconnecting with this obviously thoughtful and non-objectifying ex-partner.
So you’re telling me Richard is single, huh? Asking for a friend.
who is the guy at the end wearing no pants?? is that him??
No pants, but he does have socks on. Socks starts with the letter S. What else starts with an S? That’s right, girl. Sexy.
You can tell that because he’s wearing his socks — it’s business time.
Even Jemaine knew to lose the socks.
I think that was just something left over from the tape he recorded over.
Are we sure Perez Hilton didn’t make this video?
Pretty certain Perez Hilton has absolutely no interest in Megan’s best assets.
Maybe you’re right. Not enough MS Paint jizz.
*picking flower petals*
“He loves me… He just loves my breasts… He loves me… He just loves my breasts…”
“u r sexy but ur bitch” – Richard
“NOOOOO!!!” – Juan Cusack
I am guessing that no matter where Megan is*, she is not far enough away from this dude.
*unless she is on a secret moon base. That is far enough away.
20 bucks says she doesn’t even know who this guy is and he got all those photos off her Facebook page.
“Never mind, I’ll find someone like youuuu” – Richard, reading this blog post in tears, clicking onto the spammy dating banner ad.
For the sake of Megan’s safety, I hope this is fake and Richard’s actually gay.
Upvotes forever!
There’s a picture of her on an airplane and there’s a guy making a rather stupid face in the background. I was going to make an enhance enhance enhance of it–but then I watched the rest of the video and realized Richard already beat me to that move. Damn you Richard, you think of everything.
Ok Megan, you made the right decision. Run screaming away from Richard the Creepy Hearted. Hire that big guy with the insult written on his bicep to be your body guard.
I like the shot of Richard at the end…in an oversized shirt and pantless…clearly this guy won’t get rejected
NOOOOOO! I accidentally downvoted you, I’m so sorry! Take me back!
Don’t stop; don’t give up.
Serious – and important! – question: who sings this amazing song? Sounds like a Jodeci or K-Ci and JoJo joint, but I don’t know my f*ck jams all that well…
LSG = (Gerald) LeVert, (Keith) Sweat, and (Johnny) Gill
I’m pretty sure they will find Megan’s body in Richard’s trunk next to his “Hot Slow Jamz & Panty Dropperz” mix CD.
Yeah, thanks for the tip, Richard, I mean werttrew.
Richard is our generation’s Gellieman
Enhance. ENHANCE. ENHANCE DAMMIT!!!
There’s something about the edits in this that remind me of when Homer made a dating video for Flanders. Only this guy didn’t use any star wipes AT ALL. Maybe that’s why she left him.
Ladies love a star wipe, Richard.