
Boy, it’s so hot that it MUST be Ryan Gosling Week. Haha. Get it?! No homo. Ryan Gosling is really hot, no homo. These guys know what I’m talking about. Anyway, good work, everyone. Popsicles all around. Shoot, no homo again. Look, the point is, we’re all in this heat wave together, and it’s finally the weekend, so take off all your work clothes and put something ice cold in your mouth and just relax. Eek! THE SUN HAS MELTED MY BRAIN AND MY ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE HETERONORMATIVE STANDARDS OF CONDUCT! See you next week at the hospital!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Rupert Murdoch Gets A Pie In His Face Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
| #5 | R2D2, Esq. | Jul 19th | Score:66 | |
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I don’t see what’s so weird about this. Men have been using their hands as substitute vaginas forever. |
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| Posted in: Lady Stuff: Summer’s Eve Talking Hand Vagina Ad | |||
| #4 | Frank Lloyd Wrong | Jul 19th | Score:74 | |
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You lose them in the dark and they eat all your chicken? I think you are thinking of Gremlins. |
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| Posted in: This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case! | |||
| #3 | facetaco | Jul 20th | Score:78 | |
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I love the hacker who did this, but even more I love the person who exposed it. Imagine being the guy who’s been checking zachbraff.com every day for 5 years, hoping for an update, and then being hit with this bombshell. |
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| Posted in: Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff | |||
| #2 | southernbitch | Jul 21st | Score:91 | |
| Posted in: That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden | |||
| #1 | topknot | Jul 20th | Score:99 | |
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“Oh yeah, and a hacker wrote ‘Garden State’ too.” -Zach Braff |
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| Posted in: Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff | |||
[Ed. Note: Great job, everyone! And congratulations to topknot. That was a topNOTCH comment! Getitgetitgetit,]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| #1 | facetaco | Jul 20th | Score:-16 | |
| More like Ryan GROSSling, amirite? | |||
| Posted in: Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” Meme IRL OMG | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: Not during Ryan Gosling week, facetaco, Please be respectful.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
| huckabeast | Jul 19th | Score:65 | ||
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Looks like it’s time someone took our friend Johnny Marbles into *shades* custardy. *YEEEAAAAHHH!!!* |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Rupert Murdoch Gets A Pie In His Face | |||
[Ed. Note: Congratulations, huckabeast. You earned it! ]
This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice
| That One | Jul 19th | Score:55 | ||
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“Take a picture of your vagina… send me the link.” |
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| Posted in: Lady Stuff: Summer’s Eve Talking Hand Vagina Ad | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: This was said in response to Incredimarc requesting that people take pictures of themselves making their hand look like a vagina and sending it to him for some sort of Videogum instagram thing. Hahah. Great job, That One!]
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
| Juan Cusack | Jul 21st | Score:0 | ||
| u r sexy but ur bitch | |||
| Posted in: The Guy Code | |||
[Ed. Note: Congratulations to Juan Cusack who has not been commenting very long, but has already managed to score an Editor's Choice with this inside joke that he/she made three times this week. Welcome to the team.]
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IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!
Let’s dance!

And it’s

I’ll miss you guys.
Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo where are you going?
It’s the end of the week. There won’t be any videogum for two days, so I won’t be able to talk to you guys unless we go on chat or something.
Phew you had me worried that you were gonna leave like papa, no papa don’t get those cigarettes
I’ve got to start clarifying things, this makes me look like I’m trying to steal Michael Cera’s schtick.
Why isn’t winter yet?

I can’t do nothin’ for you son. -The Weather
It’s like high sixties and sunny in Portland. Hahahahahahaha.
Well that was the most petty downvote I’ve ever given.
It’s 9 degrees celcius on my farm right now.
Don’t worry, I hear it’s coming. This dude told me himself.

I like to win.
My “top notch” joke was stolen! This is just as good as making it into the ball. IT IS JUST AS GOOD.
Congratulations, harke. You earned it!
I’m not ready for Ryan Gosling week to be over.
Hey girl live every week like it’s Ryan Gosling week
It’s always a weird buffering time, the week in between Ryan Gosling Week and Shark Week.
There’s this tiny bit where his legs intersect at his crotch that should have been ‘shopped out, probably.
lemon dick
I’m staying inside in the AC and playing video games all weekend. See you on the other side.
let’s try that again

i’m going to stay inside and drink!
#alcoholismagic
HEY! Did you know Stereogum stole this best and worst whatnot today!!!
Well, surely siblings don’t steal, they SHARE. Right?!
What I’m trying to say is LET’S GO DISCUSS BON IVER, RICK JAMES, NIRVANA & OTHER MUSICAL GOODNESS GUYS!!!
They should just show the Videogum 6-10
(* no disrespect)
what is ur a bitch about
Ryan Gosling week was amazing, you guys. Just amazing.

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Shut the fuck up, eega!
u r sexy but ur bitch!