“Worlds have been colliding!” “Skynet is awake!” @swag. Right? Those sound right to me, moving on. Admittedly, this is less a video of Ryan Gosling reading selections of the Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” meme, and more a video of Ryan Gosling laughing and maybe not having the best time with this interviewer (who is — and I’m sorry if you know him or are him — less than delightful). But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it, right? I know YOU will enjoy it especially, much more than I will, because of how much YOU love Ryan Gosling. And yes I’m talking directly to YOU. YOU, there, looking at the computer or mobile device. What I’m trying to do here is imply that everyone in the world loves Ryan Gosling. All I can think of when I look at him, as I’ve said, is how I know a guy who looks like him and how close his eyes are to each other, but even I — EVEN I — can feel myself developing a crush on him at this moment. Ugh. I guess if something is shoved in your face enough while people scream “THIS IS GREAT THIS IS GREAT THIS IS GREAT” [Ed. Note: Hahah, I wrote this and then I thought, "Uh, Kelly? You obviously shouldn't phrase it that way. Please erase that and pretend that you didn't even ever see it." but then I laughed at it out loud at it so I'm going to keep it.] you will start to think it’s kind of great too. Whatever. I wish everyone on the internet loved FLOSSING REGULARLY, am I right? Anyway, I guess MTV did the same thing with Ryan Gosling a year ago while he was promoting Blue Valentine and that video is a bit better to be honest, so here is that one too:
Haha, aww, Ryan. I wonder if you are dumb in real life? You seem a little like you might be kinda smart enough, and a little like you might be pretty dumb. Let’s get together and find out if you are dumb or not. It won’t be a date, it will just be like hanging out? Hanging out and seeing if you’re dumb or if you’re not that dumb. And whatever maybe get drinks after or something, we’ll see how it goes.
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Nope!
Shut the fuck up, Kornfield.
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I won’t go into to the EXACT details, but my dream is a little more than this, if you know what I mean!
I know what you mean.
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But Ryan IS Canadian!
It says it’s unavailable in my region because Ryan Gosling hates Canada.
But Ryan IS Canadian!
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This is a Ryan Gosling post. I have no time for jokes, Son of Gabe!
I believe the correct response is to tell him to shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up Ryan Gosling, facetaco, thismynightmare, Kelly, Son of Gabe,the interviewer, ignition remix, R2D2 ESQ., Frank Lloyd Wrong, badideajeans, jwormyk, southern bitch & the narrator!
No one ever tells me to shut the fuck up… ;(
You shut up, cockgobbler. Go hang out with Zach Braff. Just kidding!! (Not about the cock gobbling — is that still funny? bc I think it is.) No one should ever have to hang out with Zach Braff. No one. Under any circumstances. I’m sorry I was just so mean there, Son of Gabe. I need lunch. Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m proud of you.
I guess I don’t get this meme because I am not the target audience.
And, even when I am exactly the target audience, sometimes these memes can be vaguely insulting.

Hey Kelly, I know where he hangs out in Los Angeles. And he usually looks like a survivalist lumberjack when I see him. It’s pretty sweet. (Mostly because dudes in L.A. are kind of not masculine at all and here is Ryan Gosling in flannel and a big beard and looking at vintage jazz albums… oh I’ve said too much.)
And why hadn’t you shared this information with me yet?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I didn’t want to ruin your marriage. Because the first time I saw him I was with a boy I liked liked and was really close to being all “later, jerk.” (In hind site, I seriously should have gone with my instinct.) Then I kept seeing him again and again, each time more disheveled and mountain man-like. It was an amazing few months.
Um, FYI SHEeple (get it? because LADIES), Ryan moved to NYC. He said so on Letterman last week. Look it up.
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I AM IRRESISTABLE?
(for the ladies)
(you can just call me Panderson Cooper)
Mailman, I think the first time you must have accidentally picked up James Franco’s notebook.
Ryan, the answer is YES!!!!!! Yes, I would still make out with you if you made that face forever!
Someone downvoted me b/c they know that Ryan loves me and not them.
Ryan hates downvoters, Anonymous Downvoter!
But Ryan IS the downvoter!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
lol RY4N, da ansr iz YES!!!!!!<3<3<3 Yes, I wud still m4k out wit u if u mad dat face 4EVA lol!1!<3<3<3
Are you sure they are doing it right? I don’t get it?
i can’t develop a crush on his because he looks like my brother and it’s wrong.
Send your brother over to Thisismynightmare.
Will these talking vagina commercials ever stop?
I want Josh Horowitz’s job so damn bad. It seems like he just constantly gets to make incredibly attractive boys do ridiculous things. I would like to do that in more ways than one.
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About halfway through reading this post I realized it was Kelly, but only AFTER I read the part about her developing a little crush on Ryan Gosling. I thought, “wow, Gabe is really going there today.”
Well, we keep waiting for it.
o i like the host he is like a little bit obnoxious but just enough to off-set the complete ridiculousness of celebrity. oh also he is fake-nerd cute.
Perfect! finally got my account back.
“Haha, aww, Ryan. I wonder if you are dumb in real life? You seem a little like you might be kinda smart enough, and a little like you might be pretty dumb. Let’s get together and find out if you are dumb or not…”
Disregarding that you were almost certainly joking, I reckon he’s smarter than you by no small margin, Kelly Mcfaggot.
Aww, little club-footed Kelly Cratchit