Congratulations, now you are flirting!

Comments (21)
  1. I was walking in a store one day, when I heard, “I’d hit that.” I knew that I just met my future wife.

    It was the perfect line.

  2. Hey, Gabe.

    I like your blog.

  3. God damnit Gabe.

  4. I’m pretty much flirting with the whole Videogum community every time I post here. And like that one dude, I’m usually a couple of drinks down the road by that time.

    OK, I’m usually a couple drinks down the road by 9:00 am.

  5. See previous post- Courtney Stodden flirts her way out of a cocaine dusted plastic bag.

  6. Nothing says flirtation like the dulcet tones of that accent.

  7. You guys can’t see me, but I’m making eye contact with the screen so hard right now.

  8. All of those location changes were really necessary.

  9. You guys wouldn’t believe how many ladies I’ve bedded by being aggressively confrontational and never breaking eye contact.

  10. at 0:16 it looks like she’s trying to flirt with buster bluth! and she clearly terrifies melvin.

  11. Why does she have to pick on Melvin?

  12. Hey ladies, who wants to touch me? That one usually works.

  13. “Man, you give Raphael a butcher’s knife when he’s drunk, it starts off kind of funny, but then he just takes it too far.” — Donatello

  14. “I’ve never picked anyone up…ever…there I said it”
    - This lady

  15. “Did you guys see that fight outside? Two girls were duking it out over some guy named George. Hi, I’m Kajus X.”

    Nailed it.

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