I’m pretty much flirting with the whole Videogum community every time I post here. And like that one dude, I’m usually a couple of drinks down the road by that time.
OK, I’m usually a couple drinks down the road by 9:00 am.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I was walking in a store one day, when I heard, “I’d hit that.” I knew that I just met my future wife.
It was the perfect line.
Hey, Gabe.
I like your blog.
God damnit Gabe.
I’m pretty much flirting with the whole Videogum community every time I post here. And like that one dude, I’m usually a couple of drinks down the road by that time.
OK, I’m usually a couple drinks down the road by 9:00 am.
See previous post- Courtney Stodden flirts her way out of a cocaine dusted plastic bag.
Nothing says flirtation like the dulcet tones of that accent.
You guys can’t see me, but I’m making eye contact with the screen so hard right now.
fear-rection
All of those location changes were really necessary.
You guys wouldn’t believe how many ladies I’ve bedded by being aggressively confrontational and never breaking eye contact.
This guy knows what you’re talking about

Wait, you’re THAT One? I trusted you!
at 0:16 it looks like she’s trying to flirt with buster bluth! and she clearly terrifies melvin.
How will I ever be good at flirting? I’M A MONSTER
Why does she have to pick on Melvin?
Hey ladies, who wants to touch me? That one usually works.
“Man, you give Raphael a butcher’s knife when he’s drunk, it starts off kind of funny, but then he just takes it too far.” — Donatello
Hey, look forward to this comment on the “TURTLE GETS WHEEL” thread.
“I’ve never picked anyone up…ever…there I said it”
- This lady
“Did you guys see that fight outside? Two girls were duking it out over some guy named George. Hi, I’m Kajus X.”
Nailed it.