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1. Did Janice Rowling really write the Harry Potter books on a single napkin?
2. After the books became an international sensation, did Janice Rowling move into a college library?
3. Do all Hollywood executives have maps of the world in the library reading rooms where they come up with their schemes?
4. Has Daniel Radcliffe just been chugging hobo wine right out of the bottle on the red carpet? Is that a thing?
5. Whose post-Harry Potter career plan is being a DJ? Neville?
6. WHAT WILL VOLDEMORT DO NOW?
7. Become a chef at a Benihana apparently?
8. Will whoever wrote the Engrish non-sequitur “TOO DELICIOUS TO BE MENTIONED” marry me?
9. Birds in a courtyard. Not actually a question.
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I would watch the shit out of a [He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named] cooking show.
I’ve always thought the Chairman’s “Allez Cuisine!” exclamation on Iron Chef sounded suspiciously like a spell.
This is the best Harry Potter movie so far.
**cough, Joanne Rowling, cough cough**
It’s like a game of telephone for misinformed news.
No, Neville Longbottom’s career plan is being professionally handsome
and marrying me.
woah, it looks like he finally grew a chin.
The real prophecy was that the chubby awkward boy would rise up to make 30+ year old women swoon and rethink their life plans. A hottie wizard botanist? I’ll read some slash fiction on that.
My question is, why are grownup Hermione’s CGI boobs so enormous?
Ron used the mammaricum spell on her sometime after the last book.
Well, “TOO DELICIOUS TO BE MENTIONED” is now my go-to answer to every question about everything.
“Hey Superglue, how was work?” “TOO DELICIOUS TO BE MENTIONED.”
“Hey Superglue, how would you like this steak cooked?” “TOO DELICIOUS TO BE MENTIONED.”
Did anyone see it at midnight? Cause I know people who did!*
*..like me!
i know people who did, too! and they made house shirts!*
*my friends and i.
I went too, with a broke-ass, last minute Ginny Weasley costume and a knitting needle wand.
Did anyone get sold out of seeing it at midnight? Cause I know people who waited too long to pre-order tickets!*
*like me
I’m sorry! i know a girl who bought her ticket on craigslist.
they sold out every theater of the 20-plex i went to, something like 4,000 tickets. it was insane. i never expected it to be so big.
It’s no biggie, really. I’m going after work tonight, and I didn’t lose the 4 hours of sleep it would’ve meant to go see it last night. Midnight showings are fun, but sleeping is also fun!
Sleeping is the best. But chugging energy drinks to get through the workday is really… well, it’s terrible. Can I go home now?
The Videogum Harry Potter coalition did because that is definitely a thing that exists and I’m not embarrassed of it at all.
I waited for 6 hours at the 34th St. theater but then it ended up being not that crowded? Or even sold out…? It was weird. But probably better because there were less people to hear me sob.
OK, I give up. It seems Videogum and Facebook have made a deal with the devil and I am forever destined to make comments under my name so that future employers google me and see that I’m a huge NERD. So be it.
my mom was just prattling on about how she had watched the news last night and how they were interviewing all the wizard nerds in their dress robes at the midnight show and wow, was she glad her adult children didn’t do crap like that. and i, rather meekly, informed her that i went (but left my dress robes at home as a movie isn’t really a formal occassion like a tri-wizard tournament gala, etc.) by myself. then she called me the comic book guy.
i’m going to go cry into my tardis shaped pillow now. sigh.
Parents just don’t understand
yes. but i forgot my dress robes.
Oh…I thought Voldemort was the food
He Who Shall Not Be Baked
Oof. Are all these Harry Potter posts what it feels like to people when I go on and on about Dr. Who and Star Wars, because if so, I apologize.
I believe “too delicious to be mentioned” is a reference to Voldemort, who is known as “He who must not be named” in the first books. My guess is the chinese translation of that was something akin to “Too evil to be mentioned” or something like that.
::pushes up glasses, leans back in videogame chair, and cracks open bottle of Mountain Dew: Code Red with a smirk of satisfaction::
::Leans back too far, tumbles out of chair, spills Mountain Dew: Code Red all over already-soiled gray sweatpants, picks self up, half-heartedly dabs at MD:CR stain with used paper towel, rights chair, sits back down::
::leans back too far, falls, wakes up, on a train in a vest and tie, lawblog asleep in next chair over, Inception a success::
::leans back too far, falls, wakes up, wonders what made me think breaking up my vast energy empire in order to buy a copy of “The Tales of Beedle the Bard” was ever a good idea::
There’s nothing not funny about this.
What if Brad Neely were narrating?
Our three wizarding wonders have the entire quidditch field to themselves, and good ol’ HP celebrates with his trusty bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 while young Upfish plays the melodies of triumph.
For what it’s worth, I think the DJ is meant to represent Tom Felton’s post-Potter ambitions of becoming a rapper.
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I’m going to Taiwan on Friday! I’ll ask them to please answer the questions.
Also, I’ve never read Harry Potter or watched the movies. I feel like I’ve always just waited too long. I’m planning on reading them when I have kids, like 10 years from now.