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Aw hell. Hal, better get on up there and change the sign:
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The hearts of space background music is what really sells it. Also, I am sympathy cringing for this dude.
Embarrassing anecdote time: I once did that. Although somehow it was without a fancy backflip. I guess I just liked to bounce dangerously close to the edge as a child. When you bounce that close to the edge, sometimes you’re gonna get racked.
That’s not embarrasing. Every dude has racked himself at one point or another. It’s like peeing on an electrical fence, it’s a right of passage.
Bonus points for lack of shirt, next time bring a cat along and you win the game
I’ll bet he doesn’t have the balls to try that again.
He’d be nuts to try it again.
I think that trampoline needs a bit more testicling.
Can you say…dicksicle?
I’m pretty new to Videogum. So new in fact that this was the first trampoline accident I’ve witnessed here. My hands are shaking, and I think I am tearing up.
Do you have a Videogum tattoo yet?
DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT???
DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT, CAROL ANNE!
I actually met a girl named Carol Anne once. She was fun. She was from Cannes and her name was Carol Anne. I #literally never ran out of jokes. That’s partly because she started avoiding me pretty quickly.
Of course he did. Once you see a trampoline video on VG, you see the light. And once you’ve seen the light, you can see into forever.
Van Oben is now officially revved up like a douche.
But then you have to carry the fire, and it all sort of gets oppressively depressing.
Someday, when my (currently non-existent) children ask if they can have a trampoline, I will tell them no. And when they cry and complain, I will show them videos of people being seriously injured on trampolines. God bless the internet.
I’m keeping my (currently existent) kid the hell away from the internet for as long as possible. Internet ruins childhood! I ain’t need some smartass kindergartener with rich parents using his iPhone to prove that there’ s no Santa, or that cow tipping isn’t real. Nuts to that!
COW TIPPINGS ISNT REAL?!?!
Not according to science!
Uh, it has a wikipedia page! Which pretty much means it’s real. Duh! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping
Ignore the first sentence of that wikipedia page.
Ahem…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_fictional_things
Ahem…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_fictional_things_that_are_actually_non_fictional_because_I_said_so_goddamn_it_and_man_typing_like_this_for_a_terrible_joke_sure_is_annoying_but_I_was_only_kidding_about_cow_tipping_being_real_anyways_I_just_like_tthat_wikipedia_has_an_article_for_that_oh_and_beer_goggles_for_some_reason
“A variety of calculations have been performed to determine if cow tipping is physically possible.”
Cool calculations! I’m sure next on their chopping block was carbon-dating the age of the mooniverse.
not unless they are a really good waiter, which usually they aren’t due to lack of opposable thumbs
Cow tipping isn’t real!!??!?!!?!!?!!!
A study led by Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia, concludes that cow tipping—by a single person—is impossible. Her calculations found that it would take at least two people to apply enough force to push over a cow if the cow does not react and reorient its footing. If the cow does react, it would take at least four people to push it over, according to the results. Lillie notes that, contrary to the nature of the myth, cattle are well aware of their surroundings and are very difficult to sneak up on, due to excellent senses of both smell and hearing.
I’m pretty sure cow tipping has always been a team sport. It definitely exists.
Wait, what? COW TIPPING ISN’T REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Curse you internet!!!!!!
Curse you too refresh button!!!!!!
Oh Facetaco. You just killed everyone’s Santa. How fun.
Also: I actually went cow tipping once and we were chased out of the field by a momma cow before we even made it anywhere. Barbed wire is a lot harder to get under in a panic.
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So the internet is officially Idiocracy now, right? Ow, My Balls and Sweet Bang Tube are all up in this bitch.
Haha, this made me think of Idiocracy too, but not so much Ow, My Balls, as the part at the beginning where the guy jumps the 4-wheeler into the pool and science fixes up his junk so he can have more babies.
Does that mean Videogum is Upgrayedd, the pimp, where the double Ds in the name are for the double dose of pimpin’?
Videogum is clearly the Museum Of Fart.
Well that was A Glaring Oversight on my part. A round of refreshing ice cold Apologies on this guy right here
LOL!!! yoooooo sooooonnn!! bwahahahaha!
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