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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I can’t lie. I filled this out this morning, and I entered Videogum under ‘favorite websites.’ I am now somewhat frightened that GOOP will have me murdered. So, you know, if I disappear, you know where to look first.
It was Gwyneth, in the Guest kitchen with the diamond studded knife
Don’t worry, the system automatically throws out any survey that doesn’t list GOOP as a favorite website.
Just know that I died as I lived: impressed by ostentatious wealth and terrified of bears.
According to survey results, 100% of GOOP readers do so ironically.
I like how the “Which catergory would you get rid of” question has “None!” for an answer, but not “All!”
So that’s why “My Father’s Daughter”‘s cover felt human-fleshy
I’m having too much fun with this
Videogum Everywhere? Videogum Everywhere.
Never mind. Too long, didn’t fill out.
It is hilarious that they used surveymonkey for this. There is no diamond-encrusted internet survey generator?
I liked the questions about how we would feel about her putting ads on the site or getting paid to promote products. Hurting for cash, Gwynnie?
Chris Martin’s cocaine allowance isn’t going to pay itself!
I hear they get in fights all the time because Gywneth blows all of his cocaine money on Himalayan sea salt.
I was totally ready to fill out a snarky survey beginning with:
How did you first hear of GOOP?
A: After my lobotomy, I found it to be the most enjoyable site on the internet!
But then I saw that it was longer than one page and thought that was too much time to devote to GP.
I lied about my occupation so that Gwyneth wouldn’t think I was a nerd. #sighgum