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This bananas website that showcases the work of “actor” “Xan Spencer” been going around for a couple of weeks now, but if somehow you missed it, don’t miss it. It is very special.
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'Sup, pogs!
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Okay, cut, perfect, that’s exactly the most perfect entertaingly amazing website I was looking for, Xan.
Snooze. Tell me when this guy is a non-union actor slash print model.
“MY WEB DESIGNER IS DAAAAAD!”
Guys, this little man popped out of nowhere and started getting all bossy and giving me advice.
His name is the Great Gazoo and only I can see him. Now, time for me to look at this website.
“If it is a project I really believe in, I will bring you a banana nut muffin every day, because art.” – Xan Spencer, basically
‘Xan was a true professional in every sense of the word. He did not vomit into my open, cupped hands and he also did not cut my forearms with children’s scissors at any point during the shoot. A consummate professional, that Xan.’ – A director with very specific fears, possibly the director of ‘The Dogfather 2′
I don’t know how many productions are going to want to cast a 2-D, 5″ tall guy who lives on a website for their action movie.
They did it for Transformers.
But did he just finish playing a rapist in a film?
I like that his favorite quotes feature mostly quotes from Will Smith and himself. Also, which Monster is setting up a meeting with Xan?
I think toward the bottom of his quotes section he said to himself: “Man, I have a lot of Will Smith quotes, I’ll just label this one ‘Pursuit of Happyness’ — Nice one Xan.”
“No, you cannot be an extra in ‘I whip my hair back and forth,’ nor do I wan’t a muffin. Also, stop going through my garbage, it’s creepy.” – Will Smith
Xan Spencer sitting on Xan Spencer’s shoulder is BLOWING MY MIND!
At the top of the website is a Twitter “blurb” from Olivia Wilde that I’m sure is 100% sincere and not at all making fun of him: “Please, take some time to appreciate the genius that is Xan Spencer, XanSpencer.com”
- Olivia Wilde
Short for Xanax.
Everyone watched his actor’s reel, right? It’s all from one production and it’s split in two parts— ‘Acting’ and ‘Fighting’ basically. But what I love about it is that the final scene from the Acting section is him crying holding the dead body of the girl he had all his previous scenes with. THEN— in a total Tarantino move— the Fighting section starts up, where you get to Xan fight an attacker for a while, get beat up, then watch as the attacker needlessly kills the girl before Xan FINALLY gets back up to have an all out brawl!
The acting reel is definitely Xan’s responsibility, for sure. However, the script of that film, UNLESS Xan wrote it, is not. That fight scene was ridiculous. What kind of attacker loses his gun at the beginning of a fight, has to wrestle around with a dangerous guy with gun and knife disarming moves, come out the victor, then leisurely walks around with a knife to kill an unconscious woman without retrieving his very effective gun first? UGH. But then again, who knew Xan would get up off that broken table? (the answer is everyone, but still…)