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Haha. Whoa. BOLD CHOICE, MR. JAKE! Obviously, this is ridiculous, not only because THAT SHIRT, OBVIOUSLY, but also how ugly it is? It is as if Cafe Press was just bought out by a three year old who’d saved up his Disney Dollars for all three years. Like, if you’re going to make a self-indulgent reference to your own movie in your clothing choices, at least put a #swag hashtag on it. (Also: how much better would it be if he was just straight up wearing his costume from the movie? More movie stars should go to the Coffee Bean, or wherever, in their costumes. The Grove? Is that a thing? This guy knows what I’m talking about.) Of course, we can all have fun with Jake Gyllenhaal’s WARDROBE MALFUNCTION (“Good joke!” – 2011) but some of us, hard to tell who, may have slept in a Videogum t-shirt and then not bothered changing when they woke up this morning (gross, whoever did that) and then may have worn their Videogum t-shirt outside while taking their dog for a walk, their dog happening to have some Internet presence of her own, so maybe those of us who did that should cut Mr. Cool Shirt over here some slack because if you think about it we are all human garbage. (Via GotchaMedia.)
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I wish I could quit you, shirt! – JG right before he spit into his hand, rubbed his hand along the interior of the shirt and then had sex with the shirt from behind.
Fact: If you walk north for ten minutes from the farm where I live you will arrive at the hill where they filmed the tent scene from Brokeback Mountain.
Fact: If you walk north for ten minutes from the farm where I live, then you are a fucking liar, because I do not live on a farm.
If you climb a vine for 10 hours from where I live you will arrive at that same hill.
Someone should probably tell him that it is weird for people older than 23 to wear “hilarious” t-shirts.
Whenever I see people like that I always am tempted to walk up to them and calmly, sternly, tell them “You’re an adult, put on a shirt with a collar.”
I used to know a guy who, at 27 yrs old, wore this:
And he always wondered why he couldn’t get a girlfriend.
That is nothing compared to middle-aged men with children walking around with “Vagetarian” on their shirts.
I hate myself for being able to read
That Shittles shirt makes me cringe. I mean, I like a t-shirt as much as the next guy who’s too lazy to fumble with buttons. And some of my shirts have things on them. But… come the fuck on.
I saw this as a onesie. I wanted to take that baby away from those parents and I don’t even like babies
What? That is dumb. Keep your laws off my T-shirt…..says a T-shirt I own.
Superhero t shirts are ok though, right? I’m asking for a friend.
I’d be more impressed by a shirt that says, “I’ll be a gay cowboy after it’s no longer cool.”
I actually think this is pretty hilarious of him. I’ve never had any particular interest in anything Jake Gyllenhaal has done before and I actually never saw all of Brokeback Mountain, but this is just funny. I think more stars should do this. I’d be so excited to see Peter Weller wearing a Robocop tshirt (or a Naked Lunch tshirt but Robocop tshirts are probably more readily available), and who here would not love to see Steve Buscemi wearing that Steve Buscemi dress? Uberstellar knows what I’m talking about!
Now I’m all flustered.
Totally agree. I like that he can laugh at himself.
Excuse me?
Sadly, that shirt was later beaten to death. It left behind a self-deluding towel and three socks.
Someone never saw the movie, I guess.
Counterpoint
After reading the headline, I am disappointed that this shirt doesn’t just have a huge image of Steve Buscemi’s face.
Where’s my Butterscotch Stallion shirt? That’s what I want to know.
Well, I have a mug.
Is fake, no?
Fake and gay.
Jinx.
And gay! But yes, it’s fake.
Is it really suddenly cool to be a gay cowboy? Gay, sure. But a gay cowboy? I’m not seeing all my gay friends running out and becoming cowboys, at the very least wearing faded Levi’s and flannel.
My point is, Jake Gyllenhaal, you are a liar. A sexy sexy liar.
Faded Levis? Maybe not. Chaps? Yes.
Oh yeah, every gay guy is issued a pair of leather chaps at the annual International Gay Man’s Conference. If you register early, you get a cute little vest to go with it!
Sold.
Mamma’s, don’t let your gay babies grow up to be gay cowboys
but some of us, hard to tell who, may have slept in a Videogum t-shirt and then not bothered changing when they woke up this morning (gross, whoever did that) and then may have worn their Videogum t-shirt outside while taking their dog for a walk, their dog happening to have some Internet presence of her own,
Pics or it never happened. Pony up, Gabe and Birdie spotters.
Wait – there are Videogum t-shirts?
Yes and I love taking any chance I can get telling people that I own one.
DITTO! Mine references Gabe’s vlog challenge and says ‘WRESTLE WITH THE DEVIL AND YOU WILL GET WET WITH FIRE.’ It is awesome.
I’m no photoshop expert, you guys; but I’m pretty sure this is definitely photoshopped.
Agreed. I saw a version with sad Keanu on it.
But at least it provides the PERFECT time to make that “fake and gay” joke.
Something like this just happened to me where I heard the garbage truck come down the street so I threw on a button down shirt (look, it’s really hot in Texas, I can’t always be wearing shirts) buttoned the top two buttons and ran outside, not expecting to run into any neighbors at noon on a weekday. Instead the neighbor was outside with her old conservative looking father and some other guy, so I have to shake hands and be all polite and respectful while holding the bottom of my shirt closed with my left hand. And I haven’t showered today.
I guess I’m saying I have to move now.
Did you run out there to put out your garbage or do you just like to watch the truck?
Sorry I didn’t elaborate. I have an acute phobia of diesel trucks and my therapist is having me participate in exposure therapy. So while I was shaking hands and playing nice, I was also having an immense panic attack that resulted in my wetting my pants.
Awkward.
I don’t have a phobia of diesel trucks, but I do think they’re very intimidating so good luck with your exposure therapy! Will your final step be going to a monstertruck show? Because that sounds like it would be a good one.
I didn’t like Brokeback Mountain. I thought it was a relatively boring and uninteresting love story with a singular hook ( “it’s a love story, but they’re GAY!”) that never succeeded in really emotionally engaging me all that much. Maybe if the movie was actually made in the 50s instead of the aughts I would be more impressed, but it is actually sad that such a film could be considered edgy in this day and age.
Also, neither it nor Crash deserved best picture that year, but that is typical of the LAMESTREAM Hollywood elite media!
When I first heard it was a movie about “gay cowboys” I assumed they meant it took place in Wild West days and I thought it sounded very interesting. When I realized it was supposed to be the 1960s, and the boring kind of cowboys, I was disappointed.
I would definitely watch a movie about Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday falling in love while taking down criminals. That movie sounds incredible.
“I was a self-doubting Viagra salesman”
(silhouette of Jake Gyllenhaal on top of Anne Hathaway with a background of shooting-star pillows and blue pill rainbows)
“And the whole thing was like ‘ennh’.”
(OH! That reminds me— I must go through the WMOAT archives and see if Gabe has reviewed Love and Other Drugs yet, because good LORD was it cringe-worthy)
You are in luck, it’s next weeks movie.
No surprise here. We all knew Jake is gay, RIGHT?!
10 points from Mr. Gyllenhaal and his shirt for leaving out the third and most important component:
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