R.I.P. Planking (2011-2011).
You forgot to add “Thanks for the tip, Kelly!”
RIP Planking. We hardly knew thee. Literally.
Planking has died of dysentary.
Like terrorism and gonorrhea, i fear that trying to eliminate planking will result in an even stronger
(i.e. more idiotic) form of….actually, I’m extremely happy that planking is dead.
FLASHMOBS. YOU’RE NEXT.
“I’m planking…well then waddya do?”
Those words were more profound than he realizes.
“Well then whaddya do?” is the question I have about every single meme that has ever existed. Richard Simmons, wise beyond his years.
Ha ha, he’s planking. Now, can we discuss what the fuck he’s wearing?
I know, right? I can never find shorts to fit me like that. Which is a shame, because I have fabulous legs.
Before planking dies completely, can we get a page where we monsters all post pictures of ourselves planking?
I think this calls for a NYC Monster planking flash mob at Mr. Coconuts. I’ll be the one who’s got a video camera and isn’t planking.
I checked my google calendar, I’m free that night. I’ll bring the wife. We can plank together… if you know what I mean. *tries winking, cannot*
Now that planking is through, I think it’s time for buggering to make a comeback.
Whoever was the inventor of this planking thing is probably considered some sort of demi-god in certain Google+ circles. But I think it’s even more impressive to be the very last person to do it. As far as I know, Richard Simmons is that person. Kudos.
Oh god, now look what you’ve done, you made me read about Planking on Wikipedia just to find out who invented it. It was ALLEGEDLY invented in 1997 by Gary Clarkson and Christian Langdon.
Also, I learned that planking is also referred to as “Lying down game,” but I have yet to decide if that makes it slightly better or slightly worse.
Way fucking better. I could have totally got behind “lying down game.”
I’ve been playing lying down game like every night for 25 years.
Have you ever played in the middle of the day for just a little bit? It’s amazing.
Plank and gay.
I think this is a prime opportunity for some enterprising young monster to invent meme mashups. Let’s get deal with it dot gif sunglasses on a planking Richard Simmons, with a lolcat caption underneath.
I can haz next instruction?
Don’t taze my junk, bro #mememashup
Plankers do have souls #mememashup
They’re rapin’ everybody out here. No planko. #mememashup
I’m gonna drink this here Smirnoff Ice in your memory planking. Rest in peace man…
See you at tha crossroads (which I have to walk around because of your stupid planking game)
Gross. I think I’m actually disgusted by those seven seconds. So gross.
Is “planking” what Mormons do when they can’t find anyone to “soak” with?
WHAT? He’s not even fucking doing it right!
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