Mario is going to be climbing for a long time. Might as well write some captions! Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. That’s better than gold coins! Probably! (Via TheDailyWhat.)

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  1. Finally, our generation has its own Sisyphus!

  2. Could be worse. I could be sliding down it.

  3. Still not as long as Super Mario Bros. The Movie seemed.

  4. Where the fuck did Tessio say he hid that gun again?

  5. So the vine is our search for meaning and we are all Mario. Right?

  6. Like Mario, this video is enhanced with mushrooms.

  7. You can never find a raccoon suit when you really need one.

  8. tl;dw

    (too long, didn’t warp-zone)

  9. The President’s Challenge Fitness Test maybe went a little overboard this year

  10. Since Double Dog no longer exists, can we get Joe Mande to take one for the team and watch this straight through?

  11. There better be one hot ass Princess at the top of that vine.

  12. This would be better if the Nyan Cat song was playing instead.

  13. I’m getting too old for this vine!

  14. Wow, you guys, you’ll never guess what happens at 07:34:17!!!!!!!*

    *SPOILER ALERT: I shoot myself in the face.

  15. No no, it’s not one vine, it’s a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine within a vine I N C E P T I O N

  16. GUYS I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING AND HE NEVER GETS TO THE TOP.

  17. A 10 hour film with no blowjobs? Good grief. – Andy Warhol

  18. That Princess Toadstool is so hot, it’s like climbing the vines in gym class.

  19. More like Ouroboring.

  20. The Tree Of Life is nothing like I expected it to be.

  21. This is almost as boring as Treme

  22. And to think I used to complain about fighting that gorilla.

  23. This is the worst Vines video since “Get Free.”

  24. In reality, this is about the accurate amount of time it’d take to climb a vine to the clouds.

  25. Directed by Todd Phillips

  26. I’d rather sit through this than watch another Copper Cab video.

  27. Hey, come on, I know you all what to make your comment first to have more chance of winning, but you really should watch the whole video before commenting on it.

  28. Totally worth it, as there’s a HUGE green pipe slide at the top with like, a BAJILLION gold coins inside.

  29. What makes this even more depressing is that I can’t seem to make it click into an upward motion at all. He just goes up down up down up down up down up down, unceasingly.

  30. Ahem…that’s a beanstalk, not a vine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go shoot myself for knowing that.

  31. “Climb up the big vine, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

  32. Wow. I guess Yoshi wasn’t just bragging.

  33. Someone needs to stop Gus Van Sant, you guys.

  34. “I wish someone would invent yellow capes already…”

  35. If you watch this video backwards, nothing is different and there’s no secret message.

  36. Mario was never taught how to properly masturbate

  37. “This MIGHT be art.”
    -Roger Ebert

  38. Today, we are all this Mario, spending 10 hours climbing to nowhere on a vine.

  39. It’s a me, Boredio

    (nailed it)

  40. I thought the banner advertising was particularly obnoxious.

  41. This super tall beanstalk must be the fruit of Oprah-peeing-for-10-minutes’ labors.

  42. What a weird “It Gets Better” video.

  43. This video goes great with some “sausage, pork, beef, cheese, whole milk…”

    #callbackgum

  44. “Ow, my pixelation is starting to chafe…”

  45. When Mario says “I’m going to climb that like a 10-hour vine,” he speaks from experience.

  46. It looks like my career path.

  47. Four hours in, Mario really starts to regret not being programmed with the ability to look up or down.

  48. like luigi, i think i’ll sit this one out.

  49. We now return you to Comcast HD’s marathon showing of “The Eiger Sanction.”

  50. almost there

  51. I’m really disappointed that everyone is jumping to conclusions and choosing to comment before they’ve watched the entire thing. We all know what it does to u and me when we assume, can’t judge a ten-hour repetitive video by it’s screenshot, etc.

    • I fast forwarded. Nothing to see. Would not have been improved with the cast of the Wire reciting preachy boring crap dialogue about how they just want their city (New Orleans) back boo hoooo and snide condescending remarks about authenticity and stuff. BORING!!!!

      • I think Treme’s main problem is a lack of music. Just give me some jazz for once. Let me see a few more women cry with trumpets blaring for ambiance. Too much happiness and thoughtful commentary on society, not nearly enough constipated faces of grief and sweaty black men blowing horns all the time.

  52. Wanna guess what happens at 10:00:01?

  53. For a fee, the Mario Bros. offer the most meticulous colonoscopy money can buy.

  54. It’s been eighteen years and Bob Hoskins is still trying to climb out of the hole left by the Super Mario Bros movie.

  55. Napoleon Dynamite starring John Heder

  56. That’s your art video MFA thesis.*

    *kidding! an mfa video would be 30 hours long.**

    **and on vimeo.

  57. What’s this fanabola about the journey and not the destination? Who am I, freaking Sting over here? Does it look like I’m having Tantric sex with this fucking vine? Maron!

  58. If your vine climb lasts more than ten hours, call your doctor!!!

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  60. Not pictured: 10 hours of Mario falling off a vine

  61. As he climbed the bean stock, Mario the plumber knew not the magnitude of clog with which he was about to do battle.

  62. Honey, I shrunk Mario.

  63. And that’s how Mario gets back up from those bottomless pits.

  64. If you thought this trailer was long…

  65. Ouch, failed to read all the comments… I’ll get my coat… *hangs head in shame*

  66. Seriously… just… so embarrassed. I’m off to climb a vine for ten hours. Then jump.

  67. Perfect metaphor for the internet.

  68. Does anyone know what the song is?

  69. Always Be Climbing.

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