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[Ed. note: Maris Kreizman has her own blog called Slaughterhouse 90210 that delightfully (DELIGHTFULLY!) pairs images from movies and TV with powerful quotes from contemporary and classic literature, and we are very excited to feature exclusive new work here! Ideally, if the technology existed, we would feature these as electronic postcards that you could send to your friends, but we're still decades away from anything like that. Please feel free to send them yourself, though. Don't be lazy! And say hello to her, why not!]
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Glad to see she’s back on her feet after Niles left her.
I’ve always dreamed of starring in an eponymous Frasier spin-off!
Hi, Maris! I love Slaughterhouse 90210 and I love you! And I also used to love this other girl named Maris but now we are just friends.
Thanks for the welcome! I hope you and this other Maris are happy, whatever your relationship status.
I like how when they’re paired with new images, those quotes are all unstuck in time.
God, just look at those eyes. It’s like there’s nothing even going on back there. Can the uncanny valley apply to actual humans?
Wait. Did we prove she’s an actual human?
Let’s all congratulate ourselves for going to college now.
Congrats everyone! *handshakes* Good work all around, outstanding job! *backpat*
Can you have a spin-off of a spin-off? Maybe we can kick it up a notch and also make it a crossover. Have Maris marry Balki Bartokomous, and they move to St. Olaf together. I’d DVR it.
Ack! This was a reply to a comment that has since been disappeared! ACK!
Ack? Facetaco just outed himself as a “Cathy” reader.
Don’t you mean a “Catherine” reader, GOOP ghostwriter?
I was thinking more of Bill the Cat and Bloom County. Are you sure you didn’t just out yourself, R2?
Ack? Facetaco just outed himself as a “Cathy” reader.
I think she stole this from my blog (aka a corner of my room) where I scribble movie quotes all over the pages of novels.
Moby Dick – “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”
Robinson Crusoe – “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me… Aren’t you?”
Lord of the Flies- “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!!!”
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn — I’ll be your Huckleberry
The Great Gatsby — Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Les Miserables — We’ll always have Paris
Yeah. I upvoted both.
For all the shit grad students get on this site it’s weird that you’d post a column exclusively for them.