It turns out that OUR generation’s Dallas is just more Dallas.
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.

It turns out that OUR generation’s Dallas is just more Dallas.
You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
Well at least they got Duffles to sign on. Not sure how he made room in his busy schedule.
Soap Operas: not good enough for ABC, good enough for TNT
TNT: People watch Rizzoli and Isles right?
Mmmm. Rizzoli and Isles. Come for Angie Harmon. Stay for Pacey’s sister from Dawson’s Creek.
Two things.
1. I really hope they’re using the original theme song.
2. I would have bet all of the money in the world that Larry Hagman was dead.
Hopefully every episodes ends with the revelation that it was all a dream.
It’s 2011, so it would be a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream
I just assume my life is all happening inside Pam Ewing’s head. It’s the only way I can make sense of (1) Justin Bieber, (2) the years 2004 and 2006, or (3) the ending of “Lost.”
CORRECTION: At the end of the season you find out they were all incepted.
I intentionally wrote “episodes” in plural up there. It’s my tell. And we’re all dreaming, basically.
This Craiglist ad makes complete sense now:
DJ Needed to Ad Record Scratching in Old TV Theme
Date: 2011-07-11, 9:26AM PDT
Reply to: job-fuc5d-2488374478@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
A reputable TV network is looking for a DJ to “spice” up a classic TV theme by adding in some record scratching and other effects (beats, loops, that airhorn sound you hear in Reggae remixes)that would help an aging property appeal to a younger and more urban demographic. Applicant must:
*Be between the ages of 22-30
*Have a sizable following
*Have a DJ name that sounds like a common everyday word, but is spelled in an *EXOTIC* way
Please send all inquiries to the email listed. Must include a resume and a link to a demo MP3.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
My DJ name is DJ Tanner, does that count?
Mine is DJ Cheph, because I MIX out the phat beats.
WHY.
They should call this hip new reboot Dallaz.