Hollywood is taking another shot at turning Neil Strauss’s awful book into a movie. Kind of wish they would just bring the reality show back instead.

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  1. And a great collective rejoicing is heard from the nation’s Giant Feathered Top Hat Manufacturers.

  2. This summer, Morgan Freeman IS Mystery.

  3. Gabe – if you keep negging him like this, Mystery is going to think you’re into him.

  4. Ashton Kutcher would be perfect for the leading role.

  5. stock photo bluetooth. STOCK PHOTO BLUETOOTH.

  6. Gabe maybe if you listened to Neil Strauss you’d be with Freida Pinto and not Dev Patal

  7. I’ve been waiting for the show to come back for so long. It really was like nothing else, literally everything that camera captured in those 2 seasons was absurd and amazing.

  8. Hey Gabe, I gotta question. What movie is this from: Nobody puts baby in a corner?

    • Is this an in joke I’m not getting?

      If so: I don’t get it

      If not: Dirty Dancing, and you don’t have to be Gabe to know that. Also, tip for next time: if you typed this question into google instead of an unrelated videogum topic (minus the “Hey Gabe, I gotta question.”) you would have had your answer in less than one second.

      • You’ve clearly never watched the show. That was one of the most popular pick-up lines Mystery taught his students.

        • To be fair, I watched the show and don’t remember that line. Now if you asked “Did you see that fight outside?” or “Who do you think lies more, men or women?” then I’d be giving be giving you IOI’s left and right despite getting negged. (And now I put a gun in my mouth.)

          • Yeah, but if you look through all the Pick-Up Artist Videogum blogs, they all mention the Dirty Dancing pick-up line (because Simeon used it every time (I hate that I know that)).

          • PUA: Hey girls, me and my boys just got back from vegas where we just pulled a major caper and we are celebrating like its the end of Oceans 11
            girl: Like you robbed a casino? or committed a crime of some sort, that is what a caper is, no?

            (PUA slumps away defeated)

      • Downvotes? Come on guys, I admitted that if it’s an in joke I don’t get it.

        Yes, clearly I never watched the show. Good for me, honestly.

  9. That is an entertaining book! Why do you hate that book? If it weren’t for that book, I might still be dating women who had self-respect!

  10. Please let there be a grown men crying together in a huddle scene.

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