Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 by 29 Comments

First, I’d like to take this time to announce the winner of last week’s Friday Giveaway:

Nikki Georgopulos!

Congratulations, Nikki! I hope you have a MAGICALLY DELICIOUS time with your Harry Potter Sweet Shoppe Kit! Remember to make enough for everyone in the class! Hogwarts! Quddich!

This week, in preparation for the Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 premiere this Sunday (!), you have the chance to win both a Curb Your Enthusiasm mug AND a Curb Your Enthusiasm mousepad! I like them both! And so do you! And you can have them! If you win this giveaway! Or if you buy them yourself!

To enter to win:

  1. “Like” us on Facebook.
  2. Login to Videogum with your Facebook account.
  3. Comment with your best text representation of a Larry David impression.

Comments must be submitted here by logging in with your Facebook account by Thursday, July 14, 6PM EST. You can still play along if you just want to comment with your Videogum commenter account, but you can’t win! Only with your Facebook. I’m sorry. Also, only submit once! And then a winner will be chosen at random. Wooooo!

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Comments (29)
  1. Steve Winwood  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +1

    what if we dont do the facebook?

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  2. Justin Finnegan  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +7

    I’d be pretty happy to win this prize. Pretty…. pretty….pretty happy.

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  3. Sam Greenwood  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +6

    Hi, I’m Larry David, I’m gonna do that thing I shouldn’t do, and then I’m gonna do it again later, and I’m gonna talk about why I should be able to do it a lot in meantime.

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  4. Ian  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 0

    also I went back in time and recorded a theme song for this feature http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8

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  5. Whyareyouyelling  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +3

    Congrats, Nikki. In other news, this is the worst day of my life (until next Friday).

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  6. Steve Winwood  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +2

    It’s about time for some monster ball. Time to find out who the lucky winner is and who lost with worst comment of the week this time.

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  7. kidelrich  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 0

    This contest is fake philanthropy and to win I have to lose my faux anonymity.

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  8. Andrew Smith  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +2

    “White people problems…”

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  9. Tori Cole  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +4

    Milk and coffee!? WHAT A DRINK. Who would’ve thought? IT’S MILK AND COFFEE MIXED TOGETHER

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  10. Maria Hermsen  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 0

    **scrounging around looking for asses all up in the bleachers and shit** “Where’s the ass?!” (that’s Larry via Wanda. Because Wanda is the best.)

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  11. pukedarabbit  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +2

    You dented my PRIUS! JU-DY! JU-DY! JU-DY!

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  12. Alan Edward Johnson  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +2

    Oh I wonder what that will taste like. Maybe…a BANANA?

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  13. James Flaim  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 0

    Hi, I’m George Costanza, and also Woody Allen.

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  14. Molly Martin  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +1

    [pushes Richard Lewis]

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  16. Joe Keltner  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +1

    Blah, blah, blah, WORDS, blah.

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  17. wawanwang  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 +1

    http://www.benzlogo.com/

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  18. Michelle Nguyen  |   Posted on Jul 9th, 2011 0

    (confused face as everyone gives me that look) WHAT??

    -I’m very bad at impressions!-

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  19. Bob Ailstock  |   Posted on Jul 9th, 2011 +4

    Only a schmohawk would deny me this prize.

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  20. mja29  |   Posted on Jul 10th, 2011 0

    i can’t figure out how to do this properly. what does login with your facebook account mean?

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  21. Robbie Teardrop  |   Posted on Jul 10th, 2011 0

    I’m the winner. That’s the policy!

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  22. Matt Tobin  |   Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 0

    t’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something Videogum, it just doesn’t happen that often.

    Reply

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