Now with new theme music by Videogum Monster lawblog. Thank you, lawblog! Birdie is a real dog with REAL advice. Send your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Silly Birdie, the Monsters are supposed to be reclining in a relaxed manner, not you!
That’s not professional doctor behavior, and where is your stethoscope?
“whoa a talking dog?! what were you smoking when you came up with that one?”
Dr. Birdie, if you ever need a proofreader, let me know. I am underemployed and you are a very busy dog-doctor. I’d hate to see you embarrassed in the medical community.
Cool. Now you have my name if you want to google me. I have a LinkedIn profile from about five years ago.
Dogs ain’t care about grammar.
She is typing with PAWS. That should be impressive enough for you. Do you even know how hard that is?
I love you, Birdie!
Nice work on the tunes, lawblog. We Monsters really appreciate it.
Lawblog? Who dat? #veryspecificpartygames
I bet the other dogs at the dog run really respect Bridge, but are intimidated by her* education. It must be kinda lonely now that I think about it.
*Birdie is a girl, right?
Birdie’s new name is Bridge, sorry Gabe, sorry Bridge
“Build a bridge and get over it people!”- Dr Birdie Bridge M.D.
Who’s a good doctor? Whoooo’s a good doctor? Who is? You? Is it you?
I am just imagining Gabe laying on the floor of his apartment for 10 minutes filming Birdie, and it’s pretty amazing.
and probably singing the ‘Frasier’ theme song…
“HEY BABY I HEAR the blues-a-callin’ mumble hmmm HmmMMmm…Tossed Salad and scrambled EGGS”
But I got you pegged, HA ha ha HA ha ha ha ha!
I made this myself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH89ubpax0c&feature=related
“Dogs ain’t care” is my new motto. For life!
I’m sorry Birdie, I for one would love to see more comments about foreskin skin grafts. Sure, it might be gross, but it’s very interesting! More foreskin skin graft comments, please.
I just addressed myself to a stranger’s dog over the internet. Check, please.
Tomorrow on Videograft.com:
Foreskin Comments Open Thread
That’s Your Boyfriend’s Penis Elbow
Best New Foreskin Game
Under4ge F0resk1n Korner
You Forescan Make It Up!
The Hunt for the Most Grafted Foreskin of All Time
Why Don’t You Graft It?
Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace’s Elbow?
Dear Dr. Birdie, the fireworks in my neighborhood have been going on for more than a week. My little dog is very nervous. So nervous, in fact, that he has been jumping on my lap as I work… which is impressive as it’s an office chair and he’s almost 60 pounds of lab/beagle. I tried to talk to my neighbors today to tell them to cut it out, but they seem to only fire off the fireworks when I’m back inside. How can I maintain good relationships with the people down the street and keep my pup off my lap? Dr. Birdie, how do YOU deal with fireworks and loud noises? (We have gone for walks. It doesn’t seem to help.)
Perturbed in Portland
Is this video eligible for a Best Editing Oscar? Because that jump cut to “like skills.” might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
“Take that Thelma Schoonmaker!” – Gabe
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