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When I used to work in Times Square, back in the 1940s, I saw the Naked Cowboy every day on my way to and from work, and I seethed inwardly with the burning rage of a thousand suns. He is the absolute worst. So while it comes as some surprise that this sad caricature of human desperation is now considered a legitimate interview subject and basically a CNN pundit apparently, it comes as NO surprise that he’s the absolute worst.
(thanks for the tip, Gideon)
To quote my roommate when he wanted to dispose of a piece of furniture “what day is big garbage day?” And to quote me: “Well whatever day it is, put the Naked Cowboy in the garbage.”
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Careful, don’t get hit by a truck (please, get hit by a truck) naked cowboy.
thank you sooooooo much, naked cowboy. it finally all makes sense. all those media elites just don’t get it about the real american, naked times square hustler vote.
I just want to go down there and yell “Get a REAL job hippie and put some clothes on, DICK!”
Who in the world decided to interview him???????????
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