Remember all of your favorite parts of 2010 (Black Swan, The Social Network)? And remember your least favorite part (Catfish)? Mix them together in your mind right now. Ooook, ready? Black Swan writer Mark Heyman is currently shopping (industry talk) a Darren Aronofsky-produced social network stalker movie titled XOXO. And it seems like the thing you just imagined. Exciting! Maybe!
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This is our generation’s “Swimfan.”
Which was our previous generation’s ‘The Crush’
Which was the previous generation’s Holocaust; a comment which I ALREADY regret
A movie about the dangers of Internet friends sounds like a prime Videogum Move Club entry for us to all go see together like a family.
I’m following Donald Glover on twitter and just yesterday he tweeted at me if I wanted to go play gamecube, drink Natty Ice and listen to Jack Johnson albums at his apartment I’m really excited
You guys looking for a third?
What I was going to right over that picture was “Sorry, we already have a third it’s this guy” but my finger slipped and i clicked submit comment before I could right that and wound up doing something mean to an E-Friend. I’m sorry here’s a picture of Jon Hamm swimming.
I’ll just see myself out.
Wait, Son of Gabe is underage?
A Facebook Stalker film, huh? This movie totally wont be relatable to anyone.
“You’d better accept Mary’s friend request or she’ll poke you… WITH A KNIFE!
Natalie Portman. Michael Cera. Christopher Plummer. And introducing Willow Smith in
Mark Heyman’s XOXO
Get Ready to Change Your Status Update to DEAD!”
Okay, I’m pretty sure I’m going to start saying “Get ready to change your status update to DEAD!” as if it were an actual catchphrase now (in dramatic movie trailer voice of course). So thank you for that, Frank Lloyd Wrong.
Hypothetical Venn Diagrams are Hollywood’s idea of original material.
Paramount are reportedly interested in XOXO, but one caveat is changing title to LOLOL.
I don’t know it could be cool. Maybe they could make it a fake mockumentary–you know, maybe something about some cool dudes who are all professional hangliders and live together in a huge Soho flat, where they eat pizza and drink beer all day. It’s real actors portraying themselves how they would act if it were real life, but the pepperoni is fake.
I agree, I don’t know it could be cool either.
I just checked IMDB and found the tagline. “XOXO: Masturbating ballerinas was only the start.”
WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A GOSSIP GIRL JOKE??
We were waiting for you to do it!