First, I’d like to take this time to announce the winner of last week’s Friday Giveaway:

Benjamin Cohen! AKA “Ben (waiting for the perfect GIF)”

Congratulations, Ben! You are VERY welcome for your bottle of barbecue cologne. You are so excited. You’ve never been more excited about any product. Yay, Ben!

This week you have the chance to win your very own True Blood t-shirt (well, ANOTHER one of your very own) and two bottles of True Blood Plastic Bottle Beverage, the name of which leaves nothing to be desired at all and which is described as:

A delicious blood orange carbonated drink inspired by Bill’s favorite synthetic blood nourishment beverage. Tart and slightly sweet, Tru Blood pours like a regular soda but appears stormy and mysterious when poured into a glass.

Oh, great! Now you can cross those things off of your grocery/t-shirt store lists if you win them! To enter to win:

  1. “Like” us on Facebook.
  2. Login to Videogum with your Facebook account.
  3. Comment with what celebrity’s blood you would drink, if you were a vampire and had to drink some of one celebrity’s blood and there was no risk of catching any diseases. Gross, I’m sorry! I’m very sorry. You wouldn’t have to drink a lot of it. Just like one gulp of blood.

Comments must be submitted here by logging in with your Facebook account by Wednesday, June 29, 6PM EST. You can still play the game (the super fun imaginary blood drinking game) if you just want to comment with your Videogum commenter account, but you can’t win! Only with your Facebook. I’m sorry. Also, only submit once! And then a winner will be chosen at random. Yaayyyy.

Comments (53)
  1. These contests are sad for people who don’t have Facebook.

    Oh wait! True Blood is terrible!

  2. RYAN GOSLING, obviously. I mean, come on.

  3. Magic Johnson

  4. Even though I can not win I will give the only correct answer, Marissa Tomei, now everyone else say Marissa Tomei and one of you will win :)

  5. I would drink Tommy Lee Jones’ blood because I like Tommy Lee Jones because he reminds me of a dad, not my dad or even someone in particular’s dad but just a dad. Not to be confused with Tommy Lee.

  6. So I saw some stuff like this in a store once, except it was in a fake IV bag, advertised that it had the same nutrients as real blood, and had instructions for warming it up to 98.6 degrees. But then it was fruit punch flavored. If you’re gonna indulge a weirdo vampire fantasy, why not go all the way? Why chicken out and make it taste like Hawaiian Punch? That is so weird!

  7. Nick Lachey because 98 degrees get it????????????

  8. Yay, send me my cologne so I can go to barbecues this summer and smell like everything!

  9. “Tru Blood pours like a regular soda but appears stormy and mysterious when poured into a glass.” – Yes, that is definitely something someone wants inside them.

  10. i know what i’m gunna do when i win that True Blood drink…

  11. Jackasses don’t let jackasses drink jackasses

  12. I’ll go with Chet Haze’s blood. GET HAZED, KID!

  13. Mick Jones of Foreigner. Because I like hot drinks! (tom-tom-cymbal crash)

  14. easy: i’d drink Gwentyh Paltrow’s blood.

    1) it’s refined
    2) it’s classy
    3) you can say, “ugh, where did i leave my 4,000 thread-count egyptian cotton disposable napkins?” when someone says, “You’ve got some goop on your chin…”

  15. Friends don’t let friends drink friends? Hmmm, so Kevin Bacon is off limits for everyone!

  16. Is Corbin Bernsen still a celebrity? Not that I would drink his blood again or anything.

  17. I want to drink Nicki Minaj. She looks succulent.

  18. Lady GaGa because she needs to go away

  19. I would go with the entire cast of Home Alone

  20. Dick Clark, to be made semi-immortal and look like a teenager for the next sixty years.

  21. Amy Winehouse. It’s just cheaper than buying all that meth.

  22. The answer to this obvious…Ryan Gosling. A-DUH!

    <3Thisismynightmare

  23. clive owen. because he’s gorgeous and looks like he’d taste like a vanilla milkshake.

  24. I’m going with Ryan Reynolds. Cause after the Green Lantern, he could use a little love.

  25. I’m going to translate “whose celebrity blood would I want to drink” as “which celebrity would I want to turn into a vampire and hang out with for all of eternity” and sayyyy Kristin Wiig. (Sorry Kristin Wiig, I just want you to be my friendddddddd [forever and ever]!!!!!!)

  26. Keanu Reeves just to be able to say that I did.

  27. Rebecca Black. It would be fun fun fun

  28. #birdie4BLOOD

  29. Winona Ryder’s. “Take me away from all this death!”
    /terrible British accent off

  30. Jon Hamm is the only real choice.

  31. Totally Ian Somerhalder aka Mr.Smolderhalder.

  32. is this thing on? scar-jos blood

  33. I want Thom Yorke’s blood!

  34. I believe it has been said previously, but I would very much like to drink Lady Gaga’s Blood, share some of that Illuminati blood princess power she keeps lording over us. Maybe we could have a re enactment of her blood rite performance from the 09 vmas. Maybe a Lil Meat Dress Action… Who Knows, we could mix it up, really have some fun with it.

  35. I’d like to drink the blood of John Malkovich, I imagine it tastes like vinegar.

    Err, I mean, I am a normal, socially adjusted person and have never thought about the taste of Malkovich-blood.

  36. I would drink Zooey Deschnel’s blood in the hopes that it would make me more hip and kind of quirky.

  37. I know this is a really esoteric reference that you guys probably won’t get, but Charlie Sheen, for sure. Just for the sole fact that he talks about his blood / DNA more than any other celeb. See if it’s worth all the hype.

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