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It’s officially summer now, starting yesterday, and I am so happy about it. Summer is just the best. You don’t have to wear a coat when you go outside, you don’t have to walk through any snow, it’s not cold out, you aren’t cold all the time, you don’t have to annoy your friends by talking about how cold you are all the time, you don’t have to think about the cost/benefit ratio of paying to check your coat when you go places only to ultimately never do it. My goodness. Why is it ever NOT summer? Or fall? Or spring? I guess what I’m really getting at is why is it EVER winter? Ugh, winter is terrible. But who cares, it’s summer now and what better way to celebrate than by playing a word game on a blog where you insert summer imagery into movie titles! Yayayayay!
Here are some very good examples:
- Barbecuebarella
- The Italian Summer Job
- Old No School
- The Summer of All Fears
- Love & Beachball
- Pool Runnings
- Shattered Sunglass(es)
- Iced Tea Age
They got a little bit not the best at the end, I admit. You do them now!
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Slip ‘n Sliding Doors
The Italian Ice Job
Summer Nights In Rodanthe
X-Men: Summer School
The Secret Lifeguarden
Singin’ in the Sun
Children of the Corncobs
(It’s Summer and everyone acts like it’s awesome. But let’s be honest, summer hasn’t been awesome since you stopped getting summers off. Now, while unappreciative kids and horrible, horrible tourists soak up the summer sun, you are stuck all day at work, at a desk, working yourself dead. The worst part, commuting back in forth in dress clothes, sweating through your dress shirt and slacks while the undeserving masses get to wear shorts and eat ice cream. You only hope is that one day, you might be able to play hooky, and finally, FINALLY get to enjoy some) Sunshine Cleaning.
Yeah, that’s pretty much how it works.
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR A COAT!
Honestly, I love wearing coats, because as a guy it give you a place for your keys, phone, ipod, etc. In the summer, I have to either stuff these in my pockets which sucks or carry them around in my hands like a schmuck.
*End of digression*
FLW all day, every day.
This. I don’t understand how the people walking around in the full on suits and stuff do it. Too hot.
I think about that when watching old re runs of hawaii 50 in those polyester suits in the tropical heat, kind of disgusting
Some Like It Hot, FLW!
To Kill a Hammockingbird
Big Tan
Seven Summerai
500 Days of Summer (sorry)
500 Rays of Sunburn (more sorry)
Indy 500 Laps of zzzzzzzzzzzz….
ah should have read more carefully, near the bottom of this commentator thread I posted “500 Days of Gummo” without realizing I was out of line, acting as if it were an original thought
To Surf, with Love
A Boardwalk To Remember
Picnic of Time
Fistful of Burgers
For a Few Burgers More
The Good, the Bad and the… Burgers
North Shorts
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireworks
Henry & June & July & August
Jackie Chan’s First Hike
Frisbee Movie
The Popsicle Thief
bravo
directed by Vittorio popSicle, of course.
- to round out his oeuvre: Popsicle in Milan, Umberto Iced Tea
People of the Pool
A Clockwork Orange Juice
Summer SoulPlanestice
Boogie Board Nights!
Garden State
Lemonade Stand by Me
Requiem for Ice Cream
The Empire Strikes Backyard Drinking
The Empire Surfs Back!
Return of the Jetski
“You underestimate the power of zinc oxide.”
What Ice Creams May Come
Wet Hot American Hot Dogs
There Will Be Blood Orange Sangrias
There Will Be Milkshakes
Kite Club
Mulholland Driver’s Ed
????? do people actually take driver ed classes in the summer time ?????
Where have you been, you beautiful son of a bitch?
Wet Hot American Summer
(that was EASY)
Donna (it gets) Darko (much later.)
Barney Brighto (eh, sorry)
Mission Impopsicle
Heat
Edward Frisbee Hands!
The Man in the White Linen Suit
Paint a Portrait of a Serial Killer
Sweat Shorty
(500) Best New Party Game Movie Titles Of Summer
Dig for Fossils in Little China
The King’s Peach
Dr. Soakedshorts, or How I Learned to Stop Wanting a Pool Membership and Love the Sprinkler
Grease Lightning Bugs
Sweat, Pray, Love
Sunny Games
Banana Stand By Me
Aw shit. a pretty good kisser beat me to Stand By Me.
There’s always jokes in the banana stand…
Banana Stand and Deliver?
The Red Hot Air Balloon
Text Me If You Tan
Win a Date With Tan Hamilton
The Perfect Storm Shelter
Frisbee Season
SPF 1138
YES! All the upvotes.
sidenote: just yesterday I was wondering if some Math DJ (what?) had decided to call themselves Abacus Finch. I guess I have my answer.
Pool Sunnings
Ferris Bueller’s Ninety Days Off
Eternal Sunburn of the Spotless Mind
500 Days of Gummo
Melted River
Six Flags of Our Fathers
*slow clap*
Quantum of Solstice
Apopsicle Lisp Now
High Dive Anxiety
13 Going On 30: The Dangers of UV Exposure
Cookout at Tiffany’s
Tanktop Girl
Ice Cream Coneheads
Cool Fan Luke.
Cool, Fanned Luke?
Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragonfly
3:10 to Boca
The SUMmer of all BEERS
The Ice Cream Man Cometh
The Ice-cream-cone-liness of the Long Solstice Summer
The Chipwitches of Eastwick
Choco Taco’s Modern Life
The Good Humor Man Who Knew too Little
The Summer of Living Dangerously
Looking for Mr. Ice Cream Truck
Water World
Brimstone and Creamsicle
The (sun is) Shining
Sunning Private Ryan
Any Given Sunny Day
A Time To Grill
My Fair Shady
My Pink Lemonady?
No Speedos For Old Men