It’s officially summer now, starting yesterday, and I am so happy about it. Summer is just the best. You don’t have to wear a coat when you go outside, you don’t have to walk through any snow, it’s not cold out, you aren’t cold all the time, you don’t have to annoy your friends by talking about how cold you are all the time, you don’t have to think about the cost/benefit ratio of paying to check your coat when you go places only to ultimately never do it. My goodness. Why is it ever NOT summer? Or fall? Or spring? I guess what I’m really getting at is why is it EVER winter? Ugh, winter is terrible. But who cares, it’s summer now and what better way to celebrate than by playing a word game on a blog where you insert summer imagery into movie titles! Yayayayay!

Here are some very good examples:

  • Barbecuebarella
  • The Italian Summer Job
  • Old No School
  • The Summer of All Fears
  • Love & Beachball
  • Pool Runnings
  • Shattered Sunglass(es)
  • Iced Tea Age

They got a little bit not the best at the end, I admit. You do them now!

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  1. Slip ‘n Sliding Doors

  2. The Italian Ice Job

  3. Summer Nights In Rodanthe

  4. X-Men: Summer School

  5. The Secret Lifeguarden

  6. Children of the Corncobs

  7. (It’s Summer and everyone acts like it’s awesome. But let’s be honest, summer hasn’t been awesome since you stopped getting summers off. Now, while unappreciative kids and horrible, horrible tourists soak up the summer sun, you are stuck all day at work, at a desk, working yourself dead. The worst part, commuting back in forth in dress clothes, sweating through your dress shirt and slacks while the undeserving masses get to wear shorts and eat ice cream. You only hope is that one day, you might be able to play hooky, and finally, FINALLY get to enjoy some) Sunshine Cleaning.

  8. To Kill a Hammockingbird

  9. Big Tan

  10. Seven Summerai

  11. 500 Days of Summer (sorry)

  12. To Surf, with Love

  13. A Boardwalk To Remember

  14. Fistful of Burgers
    For a Few Burgers More
    The Good, the Bad and the… Burgers

  15. North Shorts

  16. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireworks

  17. Henry & June & July & August

  18. Jackie Chan’s First Hike

  19. Frisbee Movie

  20. The Popsicle Thief

  21. A Clockwork Orange Juice

  22. Summer SoulPlanestice

  23. Boogie Board Nights!

  24. Lemonade Stand by Me

  25. Requiem for Ice Cream

  26. The Empire Strikes Backyard Drinking

  27. What Ice Creams May Come

  28. Wet Hot American Hot Dogs

  29. There Will Be Blood Orange Sangrias

  30. Mulholland Driver’s Ed

  31. Wet Hot American Summer
    (that was EASY)

  32. Mission Impopsicle

  33. Edward Frisbee Hands!

  34. The Man in the White Linen Suit

  35. Paint a Portrait of a Serial Killer

  36. Sweat Shorty

  37. (500) Best New Party Game Movie Titles Of Summer

  38. Dig for Fossils in Little China

  39. The King’s Peach

  40. Grease Lightning Bugs

  41. Sweat, Pray, Love

  42. Sunny Games

  43. Banana Stand By Me

  44. The Red Hot Air Balloon

  45. Text Me If You Tan

  46. The Perfect Storm Shelter

  47. Frisbee Season

    • YES! All the upvotes.

      sidenote: just yesterday I was wondering if some Math DJ (what?) had decided to call themselves Abacus Finch. I guess I have my answer.

  48. Pool Sunnings

  49. Ferris Bueller’s Ninety Days Off

  50. Eternal Sunburn of the Spotless Mind

  51. 500 Days of Gummo

  52. Melted River

  53. Six Flags of Our Fathers

  54. Quantum of Solstice

  55. Apopsicle Lisp Now

  56. High Dive Anxiety

  57. 13 Going On 30: The Dangers of UV Exposure

  58. Cookout at Tiffany’s

  59. Tanktop Girl

  60. Ice Cream Coneheads

  61. Cool Fan Luke.

  62. Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragonfly

  63. 3:10 to Boca

  64. The SUMmer of all BEERS

  65. The Ice Cream Man Cometh

  66. The Ice-cream-cone-liness of the Long Solstice Summer

  67. The Chipwitches of Eastwick

  68. Choco Taco’s Modern Life

  69. The Good Humor Man Who Knew too Little

  70. The Summer of Living Dangerously
    Looking for Mr. Ice Cream Truck

  71. Water World
    Brimstone and Creamsicle

  72. The (sun is) Shining
    Sunning Private Ryan

  73. Any Given Sunny Day

  74. A Time To Grill

  75. No Speedos For Old Men

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